42 Hilariously Honest Parenting Memes That Hit Harder Than The Terrible Twos

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    MOTHERHOOD GIVES YOU A SPECIAL GLOW. THE GLOW:
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    When you're singing the "clean up" song, but your child ain't picking anything up.
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    When the school nurse calls to say your kid is sick
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    When a baby is crying and you want to give it back to its mom but you are the mom.
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    When someone asks about your family and you're trying to decide if you should tell them the Disney or Jerry Springer version. 4K(1+K) Pse 21. ²¹=(A + n) ²¹+ K² and
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    Me: Can I get a little bit of space? My kids:
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    PARENTING AT 8AM PARENTING AT 8PM
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    How moms feel after an uninterrupted shower
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    Sure tan lines are great but have you ever just
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    ME AFTER GETTING THE KIDS UP, DRESSED, FED, AND OUT THE DOOR IN THE MORNING:
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    Scrolling through pics of my kid when I can't sleep because of my kid
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    Me in my living room after my kids go to bed da YO N
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    Trying to stay awake for some "me time" OO •HILH 1/22
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    WHEN YOU ASK NICELY 20 TIMES AND IT DOESN'T GET DONE. THEN YOU YELL, AND THEY ASK WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS YELLING. mommy.meds
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    Alex Cohen @anothercohen I don't think people without kids understand just how much free time they have
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    I don't know for sure but I'm assuming this is what childless couples do. COâ‚‚ 360
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    ME TRYING TO POP IN PEACE MY KID TRYING TO SHOW ME A DRAWING OF A T-REX
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    Me: If I let my kid stay up late, he'll sleep in tomorrow My kid at 5AM the next morning **
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    WHEN YOU ARE LIKE, "YAY! WEEKEND!" AND THEN YOU LOOK AT THE CALENDAR AND REALIZE IT'S FULL OF KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES. No part of me is excited...
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    Packing the stroller for baby's first day at the beach be like CLEAR
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    When our kids are old enough to be watched by a babysitter so my wife and I can start socializing again I want you to put the word out there that we back up.
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    When you go back and look at what you've spent on daycare over the years 20
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    My child at preschool My child at home @Honey Mustard.Mam
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    When you complain how fr kin insanely busy your life is with kids and someone says "Enjoy it, it goes fast" UFC THE DAD UFC UFC
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    Random person without kids: I heard boys are easier than girls. Parents of every boy: Hold my coffee. EVERY DAY COMFORT UN COTION COLLECTION HAS ARRIVED
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    Me remembering a time when I didn't have to grunt every time I sat down or stood up
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    "Parenthood is just love, stress, under cleaning & mumbling your breath every few minutes" Me: thwind m You guys are cleaning?
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    Me getting ready for another day of getting bullied by what I birthed:
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    Googling slang phrases I hear my kids use so I can understand what the they're talking about.
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    Me on my way home after being a parent volunteer for my kids' school field trip. #OFFICEPHOTOS
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    Them: Any big plans while the kids are away at your mom's for the weekend? Me: IRIN (3
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    Realizing you've compromised the next 3 months of weekends signing your kid up for another season of youth sports را سال
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    When your kids miraculously nap at the same time but your house guests won't leave:
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    My baby: takes a giant My husband, pretending in his diaper he doesn't notice:
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    My husband, on his way to a conference at a 5- star hotel vs. me, staying home with our two kids: 5'6" 66" 5'0" 4'6" 4'0" 6'0" 5'6" 5'0" 4'6" LAPD BARBIE 919-72 LAPD VENICE AND KEN 919-77 VENICE 60" 64" 5 48" 66" 60" 64"
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    Me on my way to pick up my kid from a birthday party, hoping they're waiting outside like we talked about. @jacana_mommy
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    My kid: Amy's mom lets her do whatever she wants. Me: So.
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    Me waiting for my kids to pick out a movie we can all enjoy as a family.
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    Me, walking into my kids' room: Why is your sister crying? My kid, who just hit her:
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    When you're folding laundry and miraculously find two identical kid's socks: 0917 IT'S A MATCH!
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    Kid: You're the best mom ever! Other Moms: Aww, thank you sweetie. Me: What did you break?
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    Before Kids: My mood & oufit while running errands KECHERS DEI After Kids:

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