30+ Shampooed Cows Creating Copious Amounts of Serotonin for Your Weekend Mootivation

Elna McHilderson • Managing Editor

Dec 8, 2023 9:00 PM EST

Cows are extremely empathic creatures and are even proven to make great emotional connections with humans. In fact, you can even find farms that offer "cow therapy"—and if you are one of those farms, PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. I AM BEGGING YOU. THAT IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MYLIFE. Aaaaanywho… Or should I say anyMOO! Ha… Okay, seriously. Shampooed cows. Those things are friend shaped AND are friends. (Usually…) Some of these cows are actually just highlanders, which are a type of cow that tends to always just naturally be fluffy. But they'll still have you asking them what their hair care routine is. They just look SO soft. Like, imagine the softest thing you can, and that is probably what a shampooed cow feels like. Again, I don't know because I have never touched a shampoo cow, but please. Make my dreams come true. Anyone? Anymoooooo?? God, these floofy shampooed cows have really mootivated me to be off my rocker… Hope you enjoy!

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