A Festive Stocking Full of 30 Memes to Scroll Your Way to the North Pole

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    Me: there's no way we live in a simulation Person: have you ever seen your neighbor bringing in groceries? Me:
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    My moms worst DNA My dads worst DNA Me
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    me forgetting that i exist while i'm driving Memezar ZAR@meme_zar MEME] That moment you remember you're driving and start to panic
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    When I clean my room and I find things
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    When you are arguing over text and it has you stopping at the most random place to focus on typing
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    Using "etc" because there are too many examples Using "etc" because you don't know any more examples
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    Standing on business 13 Ok M Mom > Today 3:01 PM ☐ Hey mom I'm going to live by myself Your bags are in the drive way Delivered
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    My brain when I try to sleep My brain when I try to wake up NO NO
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    When someone starts talking to me after I just woke up
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    Hii Cool hair 12 Sep 2023 Today Srry i literally dont know how to talk to women Best of luck w everything hey tyyy Delivered
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    ilovebrucewillis 35 asaawhiteperson where do you get Cheetos that big swaysclothingline that's a chihuahua miamiacoda Those are carrots. ...
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    Teacher: "Someone got a F- on their test but I won't say who" Also the teacher staring at me:
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    texting your parents be like: 18 Ok D Memezar ✪ MEME ZAR @meme_zar Dad > when are you coming home? Read 8:32 PM I swear Dad's keyboards only have 3 buttons, and right here he used them all
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    Highschool teacher: College professors are not going to be as laid back as I am College professors: this quiz: 1 out of 1 d Oct 25 at 11:12am mpt took less than 1 minute. Question 1 Do you Pinky Swear that you watched the Ceci Video? Yes No
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    Possibly the greatest sales exchange of all time Is the bike still for sale? 10:48 am What's the lowest you can on it? Co 11:45 am Yes 11:42 am About 2 mph. Any less and you'll tip over 11:56 am O
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    con The creativity of my brain during the day The creativity of my brain during my dreams
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    Me Jan 2023 RAMA P E PL R Me Dec 2023
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    A tomato and its grandpa a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup. 181,242 notes 11
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    33% of the people being really good at math Us in the other 77%
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    Hey You are such a horror 12:15 AM *hottie Omg I'm sorry I meant hottie 12:18 AM Thanks 12:17 AM No you had it right the first time
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    jamie @flvckojamie "out of stock" TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN
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    My roommate borrowed my iPad to take notes for his finals. When he was done using it I asked for it back but said he couldn't find it anymore... I kid you not we were looking for it for 13 days straight.
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    Don't let anyone tell you having a girlfriend is easy. There is chocolate all over the duvet and on the beautiful throw (we can't wash that) and I'm annoyed. Don't eat chocolate in the bed again. Also- would be fun to rent a van to do a group winery day! I'm not sure how mad you are based on these two texts back to back Delivered
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    Our teacher set up a meeting with the students that missed more than 30 classes this semester and emailed them to make an appointment to talk about their grades IPHYSICS YOU DON'T DESERVE TO PASS CHANGE MY MIND
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    This note I got on my car parked on college campus Sorry for the damage to your car. I Cant afford to fix it. Im Just pretending to Write down my insurance information because People are Watching me.
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    My girlfriend has been on this planet for over 20 years What do you want from Panera Chicken Sees Her Salad What I always get IS THAT WHAT IT IS What? Chicken Caesar Salad?
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    Best not tell this guy any secrets Coffr
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    When you call someone and they don't answer
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    One thing I know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38
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    When your favorite song showed up on your feed in a new TikTok trend

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