'Because I'm a "nice" person': Holiday shopping Karen makes snide comment to fellow customer, gets roasted in the bathroom

Black Friday deals and mall shopping during the holidays calls for one thing and one thing only: the survival of the Karens. If you work retail, then you know exactly what I'm talking about. The manager is being called in extra this holiday season, and they are serious about it. Employees and customers are being bombarded every which way; in the sock aisle, behind the counter, and even in the bathroom. Yes, you read that correctly! The bathroom! Does privacy no longer exist? Does a peaceful holiday no longer exist? 

This story starts with OP working at Kohl's and getting interrupted in the bathroom by a loud woman on her phone. Keep reading to find out the small victory that arises from the situation, and the amount of commenters that definitely approve of OP's actions and even give suggestions for next time this happens. So, scroll on through and send this to all the Karens you know!

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    r/EntitledKare stalagit68 beginning to look It's a lot like ... The Karen's are out for the Holidays.
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    So today, I'm out and about checking things for Black. Friday sales (most stores were already honoring the deals). I'm in a restroom at Kohl's, I'm the only person in there, washing my hands...
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    And in walks KAREN. On her phone. LOUDLY ON HER PHONE. I mean, I heard her before I saw her.
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    She says to me (very snidely) "I'm on the phone".
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    Well, 1. You're in a public bathroom. 2. I didn't say anything to you and 3. I don't really care.
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    She looked at me like I was invading her space and I should leave. I didn't.
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    I waited until she walked into a stall, still on her 'my life is more important than your's' call, I entered the stall next to her,
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    and I flushed that toilet OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. Non stop for a good 5 minutes.
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    Everytime she thought it was over, I'd flush again. And yes, I exited my stall as she left hers.
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    I rewashed my hands. and wished her a 'happy Thanksgiving', because I'm a nice person.
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    ThePathUntaken A personal favorite for situations like this- "I don't remember eating that." ● 17 days ago
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    TKDPanda Bear • 18 days ago ● When this happens and I am on a bathroom stall next to someone on a call I really wish someone would rip a loud gas near that person...
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    brobearaz 17 days ago ● I would have knocked on her stall door and ask over and over again "are you still on the phone."
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    _MCMLXXIII_ • 17 days ago ● Now, this is the passive aggressive stuff I like to see
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    pimblepimble OP you were in the wrong. You failed to make dramatic and LOUD AF fake noises...... 18 days ago
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    Maleficent-Mouse-979 My God, I love you.
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    Separate-Parfait6426 18 days ago In a loud voice - good God, what have you been eating - and then make puke noises and blame it on the stench
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    ColdColoHands add a little spice. "Jesus, it wont go down." flush "Why wont it go down?" flush "the did I eat?!" flush ● 18 days ago
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    Delightfully... These entitled people are out of control.
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    SuzyVeeP 19 days ago Superwoman!!! ●
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