'I'm not driving 250 miles to look at some soil': Gardener shares wildflower seeds with a fellow hobbyist, they demand an in-person follow up when the seeds don't grow

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    Posted by u/LawandaLinton Drive 500 miles to look at my soil! Chello would need to talk to you about the seeds please hello I saw you accept the invitation are you ready to talk Hi mate, what's up? C you sent me seeds on your reddit post but it doesnt grow oh right, did you remember to add soil and water and time? C YES i planted them, water no it has been raining, it is over a month well over since I planted them and nothing I'm sorry to hear that; I can send more if you want to try again? C Ca
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    You mean come and look... at the soil? Not sure how it would help! Mate are you C C on Reddit? Yes correct, you sent the seeds in may my friend you live in Chichester that is like 250 miles from my house well you sent me the seeds I am trying to understand why they did not grow, I thought you can help I'm happy to help mate but I'm not driving 250 miles to look at some soil without anything growing in it C well me and my daughter have worked on this for nothing im not sure what you want me to sa
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    C that's my garden C this is how it is meant to grow to look like Like I said mate, I'm not sure what you want from me. I can send more seeds or you may well find stuff comes up next year instead if you just wait.
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    C C can i plant more seeds yeah I'll send some if you like no different ones different ones in the same ground well yeah I guess so, no harm in banging some more on top C will you pay haha what
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    C will you pay for the seeds C that's my garen again *garden yes I need seeds to make it look like if you can send the money I will get them alright mate I've got to go but look out for yourself on reddit, okay? C what? on reddit
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    HamnaJamy 2 days ago OP: "Did you add soil and water and time?" CB: literally put seeds in soil, did not water them, waited one month Also CB: "Me and my daughter worked for nothing." ... WHAT WORK?!?
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    Informal-Number8600 2 days ago CB: Stares at unopened seed package on ground Give me more. €993 € Reply Share Subject-Dark69 - 2 days ago Looool made me laugh so much more than it should've.
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    Dentom1987 1 day ago Wouldnt even suprise me if she put the seeds into the soil with them still beeing in packet. € 52 € Reply Share vonTrappAB 1 day ago Thanks for making me laugh- dribble my coffee as I read this comment € 6€ Reply Share Sea_Chipmunk_6565 19 hr. ago Or planted them WAY too deep.
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    the_last_registrant 2 days ago He was giving the seeds away too, decent bloke - "It's a mix of stuff I collected in gardens and in the wild over a couple of years. In all honesty it is not 100% wildflowers as there are a few things like strawflower, cosmos, California poppies and marigolds in there. I still have some and will happily send you a bit if you don't mind giving an address to a weird internet man."
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    StillStaringAtTheSky 1 day ago WOAH!!! Those flowers!!! Really beautiful- Mr. Seed Guy if you're our there- I will BUY your wildflower seeds. Cash money. And I will design you a cool logo so you can start a seed biz if you're interested. Free.
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    greenradioactive 1 day ago What TF is wrong with some people? CB seems to barely possess cognitive abilities € 168 € Reply Share MrDickford 1 day ago "Customer is always right" service culture has broken people's brains and they think any transaction in which they receive something from someone else entitles them to top tier customer service from that person in perpetuity.
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    Gogo726 2 days ago I would drive 500 miles And I would drive 500 more Just to be the man who checks the soil Outside of your backdoor. €615 € Reply Share GargantuanGreenGoats 2 days ago BA DA DAH €97 € Reply Share ... ZombieNuggs 2 days ago BA DA DAH
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    ThinkingOz 1 day ago I love that closing line by the seed seller, it seemed to completely throw this dope. € 48 € Reply Share ... WereALLBotsHere 1 day ago Well I'm waiting on the CB to see the post and finally understand what they meant Imao. € ³ € Reply Share ... ThinkingOz 23 hr. ago It may be beyond their cognitive ability
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    Acceptable-Damage 2 days ago OP, for dealing with a lunatic you handled yourself with some class and I'm super impressed! I would have swapped out "mate" for "knucklehead" by the end of that €116 € Reply Share Vivid Ad7008 1 day ago "Look out for yourself on Reddit">
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    spengebebb 1 day ago maybe i'm wrong but don't those seeds tend to grow in spring when the sun starts to come out €6€ Reply Share lucylemon 1 day ago If I planted seeds the same thing would happen.. It's not the seeds. PS, your garden is beautiful.
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    Thelynxer 1 day ago This person wants a nice garden without having to learn how to garden, or put in any effort at all. They basically want you to do their gardening for you. € 4 € Reply Share Intelligent-Ad7349- 1 day ago Seems like he's just trying to scam u for money, especially the way the texts read
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    Raindripdrop 1 day ago Someone didn't germinate... € ³ € Reply Share butterToast88 1 day ago This person leads a challenging existence. € ³ € Reply Share ... Mean-Pattern-4522 - 1 day ago What a moron Imao I hope his daughter comes out ok
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    nacg9 17 hr. ago I thinks this post has like everything you look for in the perfect CB: -gets something free -complains about quality even though person who gave it for free offers help -does not like the help nor make any compromises -uses some family or hardship or whatever to trip guilt you" me and my daughter work in this and nothing" -ask for an absurd solution for something free they got(send me money to pay for a replacement of the free item I got) Extremely good job OP!
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    EnceladusKnight 1 day ago Lol, I'm not surprised a guy who expects someone to drive 500 miles to look at dirt can't grow anything. €² € 2 Reply Share KokaynSniffer 1 day ago This one is really funny. Thanks, OP.
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    Trish-Trish 1 day ago The audacity to think you should pay for her to get seeds. She thought she was gonna snap her fingers and boom have a garden like yours.
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    RRoyale58 1 day ago I don't know how you refrain from cussing when you deal with stupidity but I applaud you €¹€ 1 Reply Share Synthetic God8 1 day ago They're the Pakleds of gardening. "You will come. You will look at my dirt and tell me how to make them grow."

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