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Wholesome Memes Of The Dopey Dogs Running Amuck This Holiday Season

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    "Thursday giggles! Enjoy today!"

    Introducing the new kitchen Roomba: Immediately cleans anything you spill on the floor and then returns itself to it's docking station UNSERE

    Though you do have to be mindful of the slobbery, gooey wet spots that this particular model of Roomba leaves behind. They are the stuff of nightmares for households who live without shoes, and worse still for households without socks. Indoor footwear must be worn at all times if you own this particular model of Roomba.

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  • 2

    "Those trees I’m telling you. They faint for no reason!"

    THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HOME... THE CHRISTMAS TREE FAINTED.
  • 3

    "That’s a good question! Happy Saturday!"

    If dogs are such good boys, then why do cats get nine lives?
  • 4

    "Truth. That’s what we all need: more kindness in this world."

    BE KIND FOR NO REASON THERS

    Even while running amuck, there are hoomans who will still take a moment to be kind to the gentle dopey doggos. The lesson we can take away from this is that sometimes in life there is space to behave like a complete nonce and still have people love you. We are not sure why, nor how this happened but here we are.

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  • 5

    "Hello December!"

    Bye bye NOVEMBER وه Welcome DECEMBER The skylark's dream IN
  • 6

    "Absolutely! Happy Wednesday."

    Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee, and a good dog.
  • 7

    "Tuesday hug! "

    Sometimes you just need a hug
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    So, Monday... We meet again.
  • 9

    "Hello Sunday!"

    Jurassic Bark
  • 10

    "Have a great weekend!"

    THIS IS WHAT WEEKENDS ARE FOR.
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  • 11

    "Friday giggles!"

    Word of advice: never buy a dog when you're drunk.
  • 12

    "Happy Thanksgiving!"

    SIZE HAPPY THANKSGIVING WILL WORK for TURKEY
  • 13

    "I sure hope so!"

    This must be what the entrance to heaven looks like
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  • 14

    "Let’s keep it safe for our four-legged kids!"

    Dog-Friendly FOODS AT THANKSGIVING Dogs CAN eat: Dogs CANNOT eat: -Turkey -Plain carrots/peas -Plain sweet potatoes -Corn (no cob) -Plain green beans -Apples -Pumpkin (no spice) -Cranberries 314 -Turkey skin/bones -Raisins/grapes -Onions -Chocolate -Alcohol -Scallions/chives -Butter -Xylitol
  • 15

    "Yep! This is the week!"

    The "Pre-Thanksgiving" Talk... s Look, when the family comes over for Thanksgiving, it's literally going to be raining food. People drop things, peas roll off plates, gravy drips, things happen. So stay alert!
  • 16

    "Yep! Who can relate?"

    Swims for hours... But is 99% sure a bath will kill him..
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  • 17

    "Happy Monday!"

    BACK IN MY DAYS I HAD ONE TOY AND IT WAS A STICK
  • 18

    "Why am I not surprised? Happy Friday!"

    DID YOU KNOW? STUDY SHOWS THAT FEMALE DOGS JUDGE THEIR OWNERS WHEN THEY MAKE MISTAKES.

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