25 of the Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (December 15, 2023)

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    Halfling named Dildo Swaggins "So here are our character sheets..." Shifter Bard named Lycan Subscribe The Vox Maching Posting "So we good for Strahd on Monday?" *Frustrated DM who wanted a serious gothic horror campaign*
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    vergak Follow Escape Room Employees Reveal The Worst Things They've Seen Louis Patterson Updated February 16, 2021 1.9m views • 15 items From Glorious Tuna: "We've had around 3 proposals in the escape rooms so far... The second was sh*tty. We were not informed at all. The girl was chained and blindfolded in a small, black box room. No idea why he thought that would be a good place to propose." From DontYouDareGoHollow: "I had been there for 10 hours and a group was playing a room with a locked d
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    The party looking to the DM after their actions have consequences YOU DID THIS
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    NPC: *looks at Kobold the Party adopted* and who are you little fella? NPC to Party: why isn't he talking? Party: We don't know, we just got him like 2 days ago when we cleared out that cave, but look how cute he is the Kobold: 14
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    The exasperated cleric trying to explain decent morals to the rest of the party Because it's clearly bad, both politically and morally, to kill a seven year old.
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    probablybadrpgideas Instead of rolling dice, buy a copious amount of Chinese fortune cookies. Every time you need to roll, read aloud your fortune and let your Dungeon Master decide what it means. pieceofcandycorn DM: Eat for initiative *Everyone reaches into a large bowl of fortune cookies in the center of the table* The guy who was way too eager: it says... "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time." DM: You go last
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    PC DM: What is your AC? PC DM: Nevermind it's a crit. Make a death save tb com/andmemes PC DM: finishes math* No wait, don't bother with the death save
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    Jess Pendley is doing the thing @J.... 1h My cleric, eulogizing the goblin cobbler my party pressured into coming with us on our tier 3 adventure. I'm sure we all feel he exploded too young but the Lord moves in mysterious ways. 3 276 33
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    Bard: "What's all this?" Paladin: "The druid is in time-out." Bard: "What'd you do?" Druid: "I was selling a gluten-free organic all-natural weight-loss thing." Bard: "And?" Druid: "It was just hungry wolves. Lots of 'em." Paladin: "DO NOT GIGGLE AT THE DRUID'S ATROCITIES."
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    Any time I had a problem, and i threw a Fireball Boom, right away, I had a different problem.
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    My players waiting after I've been rolling damage Did we win a prize? fox maching Me the DM Only the best prize of all New character sheets
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    earendil-was-a-mariner Merry: We're not orcs! Pippin: We swear! Treebeard: Maybe you are, and maybe you're aren't. The white wizard will know. Gandalf: That one, Merry, is a hobbit. Pippin is an orc. Source: earendil-was-a-mariner 1,169 notes tl
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    Clinton J. Boomer- buy 'The Hol... @boomer_kid Bard: Uhh, why is the new orphanage made of SOLID GOLD? Paladin: I've been castigating wealthy men for their indolence! Rogue: I made an OnlyFans of the paladin, in a bikini, beating rich dudes & calling them pigs. Cleric: (counting stacks) SACRED bikini. All very above-board. ...
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    DM:"The dragon rests on a hoard of gold." PC:"We gather the town's wealth and add it in. The dragon will surely create jobs now."#GOPdnd
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    I SEE A SMALL APARTMENT... FORTUNE TELLING $5 AND A LOT OFcharacter ideas that'll never be used. I SEE YOU... ...ALONE... C JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF character ideas that'll never be used.
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    B Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond DM: You walk into a room and you can't see anything... Party: WE ALL HAVE DARKVISION!!! DM: ...BECAUSE THE ROOM IS FULL OF BLINDING LIGHT! Party: ... DM: What? Nobody has BLINDING LIGHT VISION?! Well that's a shame. Roll initiative. ifunny.co
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    DandyBeyond @DandyBeyond | ав DM: As you enter the Feywild, a little satyr stands before you with a check- list. 'Brave adventurers! Welcome to Fae! May I have your names, please?' Players: *introduce themselves* DM: The satyr thanks you and is gone in a flash. None of you know your names anymore.
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    WHAT THE DM PLANNED CANTIN HOW THE PARTY PLAYED IT
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    "Does anyone speak goblin?" "My Thief does" "The Goblin says that he's just a little guy, and it's his birthday. You wouldn't kill a little guy in a Dungeon on his birthday, would you?"
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    Paladin: "Hey, has anyone seen the Bard or Rogue? There were here 60 seconds ago... 11 The Bard & Rogue, 500 gold deep in an illegal alley-gambling game:
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    trisarahtops-sketches from Idea for a DnD character: Paleontologist necromacer. Source: trisarahtops-sketches
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    Me: So you're playing a lizardfolk. PC: Correct. Me: And your background is Outlander? PC: Yep. Me: Let me guess, raised by wol.. PC: Yes, raised by squirrels. Me: I'm sorry, what?
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    AB Dandy Beyond @DandyBeyond Party: *flying* WE FINALLY HAVE A FLYING CARPET!!! DM: *rolls dice* Party: why did you roll dice? DM: *looks at notes* (this cursed Flying Carpet is actually a party sized Rug of Smothering with a 10% chance of attacking its riders mid-flight) DM: oh, it's nothing
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    Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck D&D Tip: If you are looking for a Wizard in a crowd, cast Locate Object on bat guano. It is the material component for Fireball. I am naturally assuming most people don't regularly carry bat poop in their pockets. 10:30 AM 2/6/22 Twitter Web App .
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    DM: You can see a castle in the distance, just north of the village. Party: We'd like to go south actually. DM: Well in that case... スタジオジブリ STUDIO DnD DM's MOVING CASTLE

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