Welcome back, everyone. The year is almost over, and despite all of our warnings throughout 2023, you guys have come back here once again. Kittens. You'd think that, by now, this word would strike fear in everyone, but still, it does not. Despite everything we have seen this year, everyone still thinks that itty bitty kitties are harmless. Everyone still thinks that these teeny weeny kittens have no power over us. And everyone is wrong. Tiny kittens are some of the most pawerful animals out there. They have the ability to make us do anything and everything that they want us to do.
These kittens even force us to make this listicle, celebrating the smallest kittens - i.e. the biggest criminals - every single week. They require, and we do. We don't have a choice. And if you're here yet again, then their power has reached you too. You have been compelled. Beware: if you continue into this listicle, you might very well find yourself in a shelter at the end of the day, looking to adopt yet another small criminal- sorry, tiny kitten. You have been warned. Again. Continue at your own risk.
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"I have to handle a lot of other animals on a daily basis, including other cats with infectious diseases. so I had to be mindful of possibly having come into contact with a pathogen that could make her ill so I handled her with gloves and didnt smother her in a hug even though I wanted to lol. kitten's favorite hobby is to die and they have such poor immune systems it's something we have to be mindful of. we have techs who just work with the neonate kittens, but I just came by to say hi"
"Mother is a feral cat who had 2 black kittens under my house. I trapped her and got her fixed at my local shelter (she had a large hernia too!), and the other kitten went to a cat rescue lady who ended up keeping her! All of them were covered in fleas… all 3 are happy and safe to this day!"
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