50 Witty Parenting Memes on Family Time, Family Ties, and Family Trees (December 22, 2023)

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  • 01
    My son's drawing of 'safe.'
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    My son brought home his school pictures. There goes $100. 2013-14 SM TOMMY
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    bipolarmommi @KarenGiannina6 Husband: We really need to start saving money. Me: Then you should have married someone else.
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    Listening to my kids' wishlist, knowing full well Santa isn't bringing any of it @satiricalmommy
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    The gentle parenting leaving my body after asking my kid to get her shoes on 48 times @momsbeingpetty
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    All packed and ready for the holidays with my in-laws EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE @satiricalmommy
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    The perfect teacher gift doesn't exi... BLACK BOX BLACK BOX PREMIEN WINES Pinot Noir CALIFORNIA SUTERS 70 Cocktail
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    The list of people I have to shop for The list of people my husband has to shop for @momsbeingpetty WIFE
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    When your kid asks Santa for something they haven't mentioned once, 3 days before Christmas 216. @momsbeingpetty OH FOR F*CK'S SAKE
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    2 Moms guilting their kids into holiday photos. IG: @shepensblog I DECORATED! I COOKED! I MADE IT NICE! se
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    @dad_hard @kunkelcomedy My family has an annual Secret Santa tradition where my relatives try to guess which of my kids gave everybody a respiratory virus.
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    What a year this week has been @momsbeingpetty
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    Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I don't know who needs to hear this but you can make your kids' holiday magical without going broke, losing your mind, or forfeiting sleep. Your love, your joy, your presence is enough. YOU are the only magic your kids need.
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    Midge @mxmclain Stages of holiday shopping 1. Plenty of time 2. Gifts for myself 3. Oh no
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    A parcel a day keeps the sadness away
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    November me: I'm going to get all my shopping and wrapping done early this year. Me the week before Christmas: @oneawkwardmom Dammit
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    Some parents run a tight ship. I run a pirate ship. There is some swearing, some drinking, and a touch of mutiny from the tiny raiders I created.
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    bottom of my purse @Bottomofmypurse Me, to my husband: I'd love this face steamer, some slippers or an Apple Watch for Christmas. Here's the links. Husband: You're so hard to shop for! I have no idea what to get you.
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    Satirical Mommy @Satirical Mommy SATIRICAL MOMMY Before kids, I didn't understand the expression "I can't hear myself think.' I get it now... "9
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    Me and my mom bestie letting the kids run feral at the park because we've given up for the day SELV @momsbeingpetty ulturedmemes
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    Shoutout to the parents in Christmas Story just chugging wine for breakfast
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    Texting your teenage son is like texting a guy who isn't interested in you
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    When someone asks what you want for Christmas... "Watch these kids....please"
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    When your child starts to develop your personality and you have nobody to blame but yourself 0000
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    "Motherhood looks so good on you" Me: Yout
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    It's officially the season of letting vague Santa threats do about 80 percent of my parenting.
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    When your child links up with their cousins at the family gathering:
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    When your Toddler offers you some of their snack, to try and be nice The snack:
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    When the wife starts posting selfies and the husband changes his profile pic to the kids
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    My wife makes us put $5 in the "find jar" every time we make her find something we can't locate in the house. After 4 months of saving, today we are going on a Disney vacation!
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    I NEVER KNEW HOW ANNOYING COULD BE UNTIL | CREATED A MINI VERSION OF MYSELF AND STARTED ARGUING WITH IT DAILY.
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    "You need to brush your hair." My kid: 21 WHY?
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    Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
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    When you finally get that 15 minutes of self care and your 4 yr old barges in to ask if worms have buttholes
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    Me: OK, we're leaving the house in 5! My kid:
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    Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
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    How moms feel after an uninterrupted shower
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    Once upon a time there was a little kid who just shut the up and went straight to sleep... Scuffy @forest friends
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  • 39
    Moms: Can I have a kiss? Every 1 year old:
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  • 40
    Tell me you have a toddler without telling me you have a toddler Recents @momsbeingpetty
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    End of the year lunches be like.... TORTRIA PS SPARKLING W -PASTEQUE (WATERMELON NATURALLY ESSENCED @momsbeingpetty Doritos YOU ПАСНО CHEESE FLAYD ENER O-SODIUM I
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  • 42
    When your toddler is playing quietly and you accidentally make eye contact @oneawkwardmom WE
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    When your kid says a word correctly that they've been saying wrong for years and you never corrected them because it's too cute Bravo @momsbeingpetty #RHONY TOOTH EPISODE SPECIAL Bravo
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  • 44
    Me wondering why I'm not making any new mom friends My face at all times: @momsbeingpetty
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    Before kids: If I see one more video of this kid... boring *my kid blinks* Me: @momsbeingpetty
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    Me when I get the kids to school on time without any major meltdowns @momsbeingpetty BO LDEN G BE BEVERLY
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    Presents to wrap, cookies to bake holiday parties, teacher gifts to get on top of laundry and all the regular chores @momsbeingpetty So, I sat there and had a glass of wine...
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  • 48
    My toddler coming to cuddle after bullying me all day @momsbeingpetty
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    Me and my mom bestie after taking the kids to do "a fun holiday activity @momsbeingpetty
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    Me wondering why my Husband isn't dressed in Christmas gear, ready to decorate @bravobetch
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