35 Witty Work Memes for Withered Employees With One Foot Out the Door

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    Current mood... @officialworkmemes I don't want a job anymore. I want a nap
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    When you meet your new coworker and realize they're just as dead inside as you are @pOurdecisions SUASH
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    *10 minutes into the work day* Me: I'm having a margarita because ya'll are stressing me out.
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    When someone at work asks how your day is going I wanna go home. I want a beer. I want an ice cream sandwich. I wanna take a nap. I wanna read a comic book. I wanna watch Little House on the Prairie. I want a vodka.
  • 05
    When your colleague asks you how you always manage to stay so calm at work: @scouse_magram
  • 06
    Evil queens are just Disney princesses who worked in customer service too long
  • 07
    That's a pretty hard challenge but I'm giving my best EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
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    Me going through a list of the people I work with... Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. @officialworkmemes
  • 09
    Me to my co worker as I'm pouring tequila in my Starbucks cup @drunkbetch
  • 10
    No bond is stronger than two coworkers who hate the same person... Cocktails WNY иг @officialworkmemes sorry, we don't like you
  • 11
    clocking in at my dumb little job and sending my stupid little emails
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    me at 14: can't wait to travel the whole world once i'm earning my own money me now: mustn't forget that tupperware at work, it's my only one
  • 13
    When the only coworker who actually makes your job bearable starts talking about quitting... You shut your mouth
  • 14
    Me trying to excel in my career, maintain a social life, drink enough water, exercise, text everyone back, survive and be happy
  • 15
    Me waiting for my work bestie to react to the 483rd meme I sent her about quitting our jobs @thirstyspice
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    Me trying to convince my boss I didn't get drunk on my lunch break despite the fact I smell like tequila IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS D
  • 17
    Waving goodbye on a Zoom meeting The second the Zoom meeting ends
  • 18
    When you and your favorite co-worker can see everything falling apart at work but you don't get paid enough to actually do anything about it.....
  • 19
    Somedays I just want to reply emails with "ok" and this picture: Gr
  • 20
    Boss: You're late again, do you value your iced coffee more than your job? Me:
  • 21
    Me after being at work for 5 minutes @gaymemekween
  • 22
    Me with HR after calling out sick to go on vacation for 4 weeks @gaymemekween
  • 23
    Me and my work bestie on our lunch break debating if we should go back @GAYMEMEKWEEN
  • 24
    When you've been working all week but it's only Monday
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    When you're on your lunch break and consider not going back
  • 26
    When you're on your 10th " that's crazy" and your coworker won't stop talking @girls thinkim funny L
  • 27
    Me after typing the subject of an email
  • 28
    when I show up for work and the building is still standing Sh
  • 29
    What you hope to see every morning when you pull up to the office.
  • 30
    "Congratulations, you just lost yourself a customer. I'm never coming back here again." Me: BYE
  • 31
    *opens work email* *I don't get paid enough to deal with these people*
  • 32
    Boss: You've worked really hard this week and can head out early if you'd like. Me:
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    me reminding my coworkers every 20 mins at work As a matter of fact, I am tired, and I am hungry,
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    When you try to leave work a little early, but your boss reminds you that you have 7 hrs left..
  • 35
    When you tell a joke at work so funny that HR wants to hear it

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