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Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'

Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'

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31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

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17-year-old brother withholds birthday gift from golden child 15-year-old sister as revenge, his parents demand he give it to her: "You did it maliciously"

17-year-old brother withholds birthday gift from golden child 15-year-old sister as revenge, his parents demand he give it to her: "You did it maliciously"

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20+ Employees who quit their jobs dramatically: 'I told him we're not having this conversation anymore, and walked out on the spot'

20+ Employees who quit their jobs dramatically: 'I told him we're not having this conversation anymore, and walked out on the spot'

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Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'

Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'

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UPDATE: Stepdaughter asks 52-year-old stepmother to cancel concert tickets and give her the cash: 'This is a night out to celebrate your Dad's 60th birthday, not a cash grab'

UPDATE: Stepdaughter asks 52-year-old stepmother to cancel concert tickets and give her the cash: 'This is a night out to celebrate your Dad's 60th birthday, not a cash grab'

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