Man Confronts Neighbor Over His Cat's Mysterious Romance, Accuses Them Of Getting His Cat Pregnant, Discovers Unexpected Twist In Hissterical Twitter Thread

I Can Has-ers, we're with you: we're back at work today after enjoying our lovely Christmas day even though we don't want to be. But, we have one thing for certain that will pawsitively make your day better despite going back to work, and it's this hissterical cat-themed twitter thread that took us for a wild ride of emotions in the best way pawssible. It starts with a simple family cat coming back pregnant after a night exploring the town, and the family suspects that the father is the next-door neighbor's cat. Cue dramatic music!

The father accuses the neighbor and their cat of getting his cat pregnant, demand child support and to foster the soon-to-be awwdorable teeny tiny kittens, and the thread just goes down a simply ridiculous spiral that you have to read to believe. Scroll down to find your excuse to laugh today (believe us, you won't regret it) and enjoy these funny felines with a very chonky twist at the end!

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Don't these people watch any crime shows on TV? Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. First, this family needs to go in a purrsuit of evidence to appropriately accuse this cat of getting their cat pregnant. Afterward, everything they're asking for is fair game.
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"You're too young to do all this, you had a future…" is sending us into an unstoppable laughing fit. We're glad to know that we're not the only ones who talk to our cats like real people, although we're not sure how much future the cat actually had other than living their lives without getting pregnant.
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