A Critical Hit of 34 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Fireball-Casting Gamers

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    Player Handbook It takes a full action to use a healing potion Player Handbook
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    NPC King: You have done this land a great service, and defeated the evil- The Party: GI
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    Players A Trying to tame wild foxes to keep as pets plot you made up on the fly because they're skipping everything else Side plot Main plot
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    imgflip.com THE PARTY'S PLAN DM'S INTENDED ROUTE
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    DM: Roll a Dex save Me: Does an 8 pass? DM:
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    80 10 What the players think will happen What the DM knows will happen G
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    DM: *rolls max damage on a crit* Me: *fails d_th saves* DM: "you need to roll a new character" Me, with 4,678 character ideas: Joke's on you, I'm into that
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    ZTRO My campaign My players taking an hour to decide how they want to open the door Me, the DM
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    Players: I know you haven't had a lot of time to plan this week. Should we cancel game night? DM: Don't worry. I've been drinking.
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    Bard Why don't we try a little diplomacy before you rage? Barbarian Fine, but diplomacy only makes me angrier
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    THE DM DESCRIBING BACKGROUND NPCS WHO WERE NEVER MEANT ΤΟ BE PART OF THE CAMPAIGN THE PARTY Who's that? Who is that? I want a name,
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    Warforged monk Why does rage give you magic powers, it seems illogical T Wild magic barbarian Listen I just hit things and have a good time questions are for wizards
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    The Dungeon Masters Guide Just Make U UP
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    When your barbarian charges in against the big bad and now it's the wizards turn and he starts chanting his strongest AoE spell with no regard to your safety
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    When you design several encounters around town with quirky NPCs and the players go right into the woods
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    Choosing TV volume: Me Odd numbers All of you, get out! 3 Multiples of 5 Except you. You can stay
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    CO Wizard Whatcha readin'? Some nerd thing? Sorcerer
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    DM: Okay, it's your turn. What do you do? Warlocks: So anyway, I start Eldritch Blasting
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    me the DMA my Party that never remembers anything and doesn't write notes the cursed sword that reminds the Fighter of everything and tells him the names of people they met previously PASTE
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    When you show you character to the DM and he says that he won't fit in his world Is this one better, DM? }}{ I made him with my tears
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    Dungeons & Dragons Dungeons & Dragons 9 Pathfinder Pathfinder
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    (Accidentally) Successfully courting the king's daughter stealing an apple
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    When your DM starts playing battle music but you aren't in any battles
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    LINEAR H. STORY HA TELLING LINEAR STORY TELLING HAKIK LINEAR STORYTELLING RAILROADING
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    Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet? Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus. Wizard: He has spells? Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it he shouts "Cast iron!"
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    DM: HEY FIGHTER, I'M ADDING HOMEBREW WEAPONS. ANYTHING YOU WANT? OL RELIABLE N OD "POLEHAMMER"
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    Nat 1 Persuasion Nat 20 Intimidate Give us the gate key. Feniks tear his arms off. Ohave no gate key Oh, you mean this gate key
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    Me, in the middle of roleplaying My accent
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    My backstory My roleplay Tw My dice rolls
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    When the Druid uses wild shape to get out of whatever the party is up to da they doin ova der
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    Wildshaped druid: "Yes Wildshaped druid: "Hello?" this is dog" The party: "We have to go into the inn now. They don't allow dogs."
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    My rolls out of combat. My rolls during combat.
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    "I wish I could travel back in time and bring D&D knowledge to people in the past" So how do we calculate this "Armor Class" I have no idea >
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    Dungeon Masters: stay alert. You never know when inspiration may strike you. Tank Museum Monkey World 112 1 >
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    The party about to get TPK'd the random farmer they helped become a adventure session 1

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