'For a mere $48, I can send my enemies a cream that has them attacked by spiders': Sephora customers claim lotion is irresistible to spiders, entertains the internet

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    Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters Follow They're doing spider science over on the Sephora Reddit
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    ★你你你你 SCENT ATTRACTS WOLF SPIDERS If you're scared of wolf spiders- watch out for these lotions lol. I wanted to love them sooo bad, but one of the ingredients is like kryptonite to wolf spiders! When I put it on instantly one will come out. Normally I'll see one every like 3 years, used this and it was every day. I stopped using it and haven't seen one since.... oh and one time, the spider wanted to eat whatever ingredient it is so bad that it chased me. I swear on everything. I'd run left, it
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    21h heyitsjustchoco I will experiment today and keep you updated Update 4 hours: I have seen 2 spiders at work, one came at me one didn't. I putted some cream on a tissue to see if it would interest a spider will update soon Update 10 hours: Spiders went to the tissue paper, I think they are attracted to the pheromones of the cream.
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    Ksana @bigarms4me. 1d Replying to @samlymatters tldr???? 94 27 123 il 195K Samantha Ruddy @samlymat... 20h TLDR: SPIDERS!!! ●
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    Wilder @TheCactusWild • 23h Replying to @samlymatters No because @Sephora here's my wolf spider bite after using some of my wife's lotion and then changing her freaking tire.
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    Melissa Masters... ✔ Follow @melissaxmasters Replying to @samlymatters tired: panera lemonade that kills you wired: sephora lotion that attracts spiders
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    naomi → @iamnaaomixx . 1d Replying to @samlymatters what if spider man was inlove with jane bcs she's using a similar lotion?????
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    CT @cthomas1006 - 1d Replying to @samlymatters So for a mere $48, I can send my enemies a cream that has them attacked by spiders.... Noted. SEPHORA Q Search Sol de Janeiro Delícia Drench ™M Body Butter for Intense Moisture and Skin Barrier Repair **** 98 Ask a question $48.00 get it for $45.60 (5% off) with Auto-Replenish or $12.00 off your Sephora order when you open and use a Sephora Credit Card today.¹ See details 14.5K 2/2 SOL DE JANEIRO FELICIA DRENCH BODY BUTTE in, repairs moisture barrie
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    Catherine @RoxieKat. 1d Replying to @samlymatters ..soo not girl math.. ...girl science?
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    CULTURAL WE... @tallyohhh Follow Replying to @samlymatters Oh hellIIIII nah that's the kind that will burst with 1 million baby spiders if it feels threatened
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    Stass @studiostassi. 1d Replying to @samlymatters Screaming crying throwing up at this information
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    Ophelia Overdose @miss_overdose Follow Replying to @samlymatters Girl, I bet that lotion smells like spider food
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    retweet my pinned @hachx0 Follow they're claiming it's because it makes you smell "like a thirsty girl spider" Marchingkoala 23m Hello. I just did a little dive into chemicals that attract spiders because I really don't like bugs. Ao according to studies? There is a two component female produced pheromone of spider. It basically signals for sexual communication. The chemical analysis reveals that "farnesyl acetate, diisobutyl phthalate and hexadecyl acetate of the spider webs exhibited higher re
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    Description Palmityl acetate is an acetate ester derived from hexadecan-1-ol (palmityl alcohol); used as an emollient, masking agent and skin conditioner; pheromone constituent present in various species of mouse, arachnid and insect. It has a role as a cosmetic, a pheromone and an epitope. It is functionally related to a hexadecan-1-ol. ▶ ChEBI Hexadecyl acetate is a natural product found in Hemileuca electra, Lophyra flexuosa, and other organisms with data available. LOTUS - the natural produc
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    sebs @seb_mikella it's literally made out of spider pheromones. you can't make this up. yall are wearing SPIDER PHEROMONES AND ATTRACTING ALL THE MALE SPIDERS OH MY GOD 18h ●
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    Cary Stough @gros__pipi. 1d "They're doing spider science over on the Sephora Reddit"
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    witchy @morningwitchy 17h im going to slather myself in the spider lotion and go into th garden and find every single jumping spider and orb weaver in the area ●
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    SophianeX is Team... @HonkIf UrHoary Follow Can we talk about how sweet this is though? Also, plz don't hurt them if you do wear this & they appear. Use a cup and put them outside. Sorry for a disappointing review.
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    Dr Jake Fishbowl @_shannon93 Follow "average person attract 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person attracts O spiders per year. Sephora Georg, who lives in cave & attracts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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    shut the fuck up madarchod....10h need everyone to see this follow up on sephora reddit asking to buy the creme off ppl so they can unleash a wolf spider army on mosquitos terrorizing the local populace r/Sephora u/Maxaroni Million - 1jours . Wolf Spider Crème Please Help Advice Rejoindre This is not a troll post I'm genuinely asking. If anyone has the wolf spider cream and doesn't want it, I'll buy it off you for a bit less than the site if you want. OR A FEW STORES WHERE THIS IS CHEAPER THAN T

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