Cat Enthusiast Online Dwellers Share The Most Bizarre Feline Behavior They've Witnessed That Left Them Utterly Baffled

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Sienna Varady
Jan 2, 2024 12:00 AM EST

Hey hoomans! We hope today is going great for you! While perusing Reddit, we stumbled upon a hissterical thread. One of our fellow hoomans was interested in learning about some of our cats' most peculiar habits that leave us utterly baffled. This question got us to reflect and remember our little fur-ends. And we decided that the cutest animals on the earth are floofy little kittens. Although it would be impossible to rank the best story, all of the stories have one thing in common: cats, with their diva-like attitudes, definitely rule the world. We are, after all, only creatures enjoying the company of one another in their universe.

So, even though we can think of dozens of different stories from throughout the years, we are interested in hearing about your experiences! Check out the thread below, feel free to share any amusing tales about your purrfect little fluff balls, and after you're done, indulge in a sweet series of sleepy black cats here!

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    Cat owners of Reddit, what's the most bizarre behavior your cat has exhibited that left you utterly baffled?
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    Cat owners of Reddit, what's the most bizarre behavior your cat has exhibited that left you utterly baffled?
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    JakeDC - 5 mo. ago We had a cat who would fetch pens at night. She saw that my dad used pens quite a bit, to write checks, make lists, do the crossword, etc. She naturally concluded that my dad really liked pens. So
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    at night while all of us were asleep at night, she would go around the house, find pens, and deposit them in the bed next to my dad. He would regularly wake up with about half a dozen pens next to him.
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    SexySadie MaeGlutz 5 mo. ago I had a cat that would do this with socks. While he had the sock in his mouth he would make these ungodly meows. We woke up several times to
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    him doing this terrified . He would play with the socks for a while and then decide to put a few of them either beside his water bowl or in it.
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    Riflemaiden1992 · 5 mo. ago When I had my own apartment, I was on the toilet with my bathroom door open. My cat follows me everywhere so he came into the bathroom with me.
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    He saw me peeing, so what does he do? He hops into the bathtub and pees in the bathtub. I guess he saw me taking a and wanted to imitate me?
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    25 whyarepangolins · 5 mo. ago I have the litterbox in the bathroom and my cat loves to pee when I pee. Luckily only in the litterbox. I don't understand why he finds this a social activity.
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    potato_in_hot_water · 5 mo. ago My cat had a live rodent era. She liked to catch them outside and let them loose inside to play with. I would catch and release them back outside. Eventually I got
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    tired of this so when she tried to bring another one in I just said "no, no more living creatures inside please, thankyou" and she just turned around and decapitated it. Thus starting her head trophy era.
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    LaLucertola · 5 mo. ago My cat REALLY likes the smell of hair products. Every time I get my hair done I have to keep her away because she will AGGRESSIVELY rub her face
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    on my head and try to nest in my hair while I sleep. She'll get legitimately mad if she's not allowed to do this at least once.
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    p-> 55 mjohnsimon 5 mo. ago. edited 5 mo. ago My cat, for some reason, thinks the lights on my hydroponic garden set up is his personal sun-tan machine and will SIT and lay down on all the fruits,
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    veggies, and herbs completely unbothered. H | it might even be an added bonus to him seeing me all frustrated.
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    Even with the window wide open with direct sunlight, he'll still prefer to see my plants suffer before getting actual sunburn.
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    rayjirdeoxys - 5 mo. ago My cat somehow manages to perch on the corner of doors and then just howl like he's channeling Batman.
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    spacequeen9393 - 5 mo. ago My cat seems to get stressed and regularly stare at (with her eyes dilated all the way) and chase something that either I can't see or is not there.
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    doublestitch - 5 mo. ago We keep a vegetable garden. One of our cats had a taste for fresh kale. We only gave her a nibble because her digestive system isn't designed for
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    veggies. But when we harvested some for dinner she would come up and meow until she got her cut of kale.
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    SWG_138 5 mo. ago I have a cat that does not care about storms. Every other cat freaks the h lout when a storm is coming. We had a bad one recently and the thunder/lightning at 5am was the loudest I ever heard.
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    I get out of bed to and grab a drink. I see my cat sound asleep on a table next to the window. I opened the fridge and she pops right up. Like, cat, thunder dont wake you, but a fridge door does.
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    metalflygon08 · 5 mo. ago She will not drink out of her bowl, or the trickle fountain we got her unless she is desperate. No, she gets her drink on when somebody goes to the bathroom.
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    She hops on the sink and demands you turn the sink on at a small trickle and she will drink from that until she's had her fill.
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    I get some cats like flowing water, but we have a fountain for her that does the same thing, but she prefers from the sink. If she's thirsty and nobody is home she will just sleep in the sink basin and wait for somebody to eventually go to the bathroom.
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    Zadsta 5 mo. ago My black cat literally smacks his lips (like opening and closing his mouth repeatedly) when he gets feisty. It's so funny to watch him and I know he's riled up when he does it.
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    saschaleib · 5 mo. ago We got a visit from a May beetle last night. Instead of defending the house, the cat was scared and hid under the bed. That's what we get for feeding this s ker every day.
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    Serious-Intention-66 · 5 mo. ago One night my cat made some weird clattering noise with her teeth or something while looking at a fly trying to catch it then climbed up the wall with her claws on the edge of the door frame in the middle of the night kinda freaked me out
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    CatboyInAMaidOutfit 5 mo. ago When I got for a walk, my cats like to follow me. And I've owned several cats that do this. I'm the only person I know who does this. People ask me if I train my cats, and I don't. I go for a walk and they follow.
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    ChemistryWeary1983· 5 mo. ago On some days I would get home from work and wouldn't be able to find my cat anywhere, I would check her usual hiding spots just to find nothing but the out of the blue she would come
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    walking into to kitchen to eat like she was al ways there. I wasn't until I checked under my bed to find the bottom of my mattress ripped open into a little hiding hole when I realized she hides in my bed frame in plain site.
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    SnowyMuscles 5 mo. ago He got in a fight with a balloon that somehow fought back. He flipped (literally) and then fought the pillow because it was in
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    the way of his escape. Forgot about the balloon and then flipped (literally) again when he realized it was still there. Then ran into the wall
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    Waschbar-krahe 5 mo. ago I had a cat who would eat anything I ate and had the weirdest tastes. If I ate sauerkraut and sausage, she'd eat the sauerkraut off the sausage and leave it. She also really loved cereal milk
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    Doortofreeside - 5 mo. ago Ugh mine will lick the bottle of olive oil around the lid. It's so gross
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    Doubting_Rich 5 mo. ago Stalks the dog on the lawn like a lion stalking a zebra on the savannah, then pounces on the dog's hind quarter. That starts a fight of course, but a 6 kg cat (13 lb) and 13 kg dog are pretty close in a fight, and the cat wins as often as the dog.
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    PatrickRsGhost Our Siamese, Kim, likes to put her foam ¡ in her food dish. She'll sometimes · 5 mo. ago . also put them in the water bowl and a time or two I've found one in the toilet. No other cat we've ever had in the past has done that.
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    I read recently that when cats do that, it's like they're feeding the toy. They're treating the toy like a kitten or an imaginary friend. When it comes to the water, probably making the toy go in first to make sure there are no predators in the water.
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    When I was a kid, we had a gray tabby named Bill that would get some small toy, usually an animal-shaped Happy Meal or Kids' Meal toy, out of my toy box and then carry it around the house and meow. He'd drop it in the middle of the living room floor or in the hallway and meow.
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    We figured he was trying to call our younger cat, Bunny, to come eat or learn to hunt. I remember my mom saying it was a similar behavior to mother cats trying to teach their young to hunt in the wild.
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