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The perfect response this week to anyone who pressures you to do something. It is the first week of the whole year, we can afford to take our foot off the gas for a moment and get the freaking car in gear and get the mirrors adjusted. Some people just do not understand that things take as long as they take, but wizard sloth does. Be like wizard sloth.
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If anyone annoys you this week just imagine that this is what they look like in their private life. Just a kook and his dog wearing matching cowboy hats in a department store. Honestly, this is a great way to humanize anything that scares you. How can matching cowboy hats be scary?
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"Every once in a while I just become the meanest person you’ve ever met"
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"Kinda felt like everyone needed this today"
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"My GOSH I just worked for 12 hours straight at a Mexican restaurant on cinco de mayo, I don’t even know how to finish this caption cause I’m just so bewildered by the experience"
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"For real I have caused chaos tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Thank goodness for bear memes am i right"
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"Fundraising but I’m just trying to get the cash necessary to purchase an exotic bird"
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"Ratatouille but instead of cooking it’s with music, ratatwoille"
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"Today I almost got to witness a fight at work but it got broken up which I can’t even lie was a little disappointing to me"
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"Unmatched dynamic"
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"Why do animals like raccoons, bears, foxes, squirrels, lions, tigers, cheetahs, panthers, pandas, and skunks have such soft fur that is so difficult to get the opportunity to pet??"
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"El gato"
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