Queen Of The Side Eye: Howlarious Doggo Won't Let Anyone Touch Her Owner's Boyfriend, Including Her Owner (20+ Funny Pictures & Comments))

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Jan 4, 2024 1:00 PM EST

We've seen a lot of things on the internet before, like some absurd animal memes that make you laugh your tail off, dancing doggos, but never, never, have we seen this level of side-eye before. One Redditor took to the interwebz to seek advice on her doggo taking to her boyfriend a little too much. She used to be her dog, but now all she does is give her the stink eye whenever she gets close to her own boyfriend! We know we shouldn't be laughing, but these howlarious doggo pictures are just too funny.

This type of guarding behavior is called "resource guarding", and can be a very serious problem in dogs. Luckily, thanks to the power of the internet, the woman got some help and a good giggle, and we hope she's going to contact a trainer to help deal with her doggo dilemma. Until then, she best steel herself against this bombtastic side-eye. We're not sure we could handle this level of sass.

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    My dog won't let anyone get close to or try to talk to my boyfriend, including me...
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    Cheezburger Image 9859885312
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    That side-eye. The sass. The body language. Everything about it is telling us to run, run far away. No matter how far we run, we can feel those eyes watching us. Always watching, making sure we never get too close….or else!

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    Cheezburger Image 9859891200
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    Cheezburger Image 9859881984
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    That face says, "Don't even think about it, this is my man, and we're ready to defend him at all costs." If the dog wasn't less than 10 pounds, we'd be legitimately scared, but because it's coming from a dog with a serious Napoleon complex, we can't help but laugh.

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    irze 24 days ago Ngl I know this is a deep and serious attachment issue that needs resolving, but that side eye is too much
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    SpicyOma 24 days ago A definite black belt in stink eye lol
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    skooma-buttchugger. 24 days ago If looks could kill
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    LobsterLovingLlama. 24 days ago You're the side piece and she doesn't like it
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    Wholesome_Hyena. 23 days ago A little side eye for the side piece :)
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    NativeNYer10019 24 days ago She's harshly judging anyone that gets close to her daddy It's not really funny though, you need to get with a trainer as soon as possible. Small breeds are prone to choosing one person in a household, attaching themselves to them and aggressively resource guarding them, like your dog is currently doing. You really need to combat this in the right ways, with the help of a trained professional. Good luck!
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    k_jo12 24 days ago I'm sorry, I can't with these pictures lol
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    Apprehensive-Bet2484 24 days ago HAHHAAH the paw over the FOOTS
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    Official Knockout 24 days ago That's his dog now.
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    blankspacepen. 24 days ago That's his boyfriend now.
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    SeaResponsibility632 Thats a monkey
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    laurenk 23 days ago She looks like the product of a squirrel and a pug banging My pug HATED anyone touching me or my mom. Eventually she would settle down but it took a while to earn her trust she was our lil bouncer haha
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    forzakitten 24 days ago Get a trainer. This behaviour will only get worse. My dad has an untrained 4 year old dog that was given to him this past spring and now I can't even talk with my dad in the same room without this 15lb menace immediately aggressively barking at me. I had to spend 4 days at my parents this past week and this time the dog lunged and bit me. He resource guards my dad like crazy. Nip it in the bud now, it will not get better without firm and consistent training.
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    TomCrean1916 24 days ago The suspicious little side eye in the last one :) adorable.
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    Quick_Barber_3572 24 days ago 1st picture 1000000% meme worthy
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    blueflowersxxo - 24 days ago His expression is killing me! He knows exactly what he's doing But in all seriousness if he's still young he may grow out of it, my Italian greyhound used to be like this around 11 months old, he's a lover for everyone now at 4.
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    bakedapps 24 days ago Oh my god I am dying laughing Imaoooo
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    jacobfreemaan. 24 days ago nobody can convince me this isn't an elderly polish woman that's been shrunk and is inside a dog costume
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    whiskeycaninebbq 24 days ago I'm. It sure that's a dog. That's Danny devito after not having shaved.
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    Substantial_Show_308 24 days ago Bombastic Side Eye Cannon
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    blaedmon 24 days ago My human! He's mine
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