40+ Memes Worth Gossiping About

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    Nobody: Cats at 2am: INC. I'm fast. I'm very fast.
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    Me going to work to be my own sugar daddy. GAYFORVODKA Fle
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    Girlfriend: "Why is there a charge for $4000 on my credit card?" Me: CAT ARMOUR Jet De Boer of Calgary, Alberta Canada, is a renowned authority on '98 1 9
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    Dixie Normous Credit Card Security Is your credit card number in a hacker's database? You can easily find out now! All you need to do is enter its information here and we will scan thousands of hacker databases to see if any they have match yours. Credit Card Number: Expiration Date: Your Zip Code: SCAN DATABASE Dixie Normous Credit Card Security Scanning databases... Success Now scanning database 1343 of 3728...0 matches found Your card number did not show up in any of the hacker's databases! D
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    I'm not interested in joining your pyramid scheme so don't pm me I'm not interested in joining your pyramid scheme so don't pm me HERBALIFE That sign won't stop me, It's not a pyramid becausescheme hun, it's a legit business #bossbabe
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    Me: "Lord thank you for this food. Bless it and make it good for my body. Amen." @jaredhooter The Lord:
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    My boss looking at my negative drug test results So, you're just weird?
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    Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: who tf trynna drink? Therapist: No
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    "Must be Willing to work in a high paced and exciting environment" The Environment:
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    When you forget your mom follows you on Snapchat My second favorite thing to have in my mouth;-)))) that first thing being the holy words of jesus christ!! amen
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    friend boyfriend girlfriend bestfriend Minecraft ONLY Minecraft HAS NO END
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    Therapist: "you need to let people in." Me: "it's not locked."
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    Me, everyday at work. POPCORN 00 76 I almost didn't come in today.
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    Don't talk to me about cars unless you have all the achievements like I do H C 2 1 4 5 x1000 r/min 440 6 7 8 ABS
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    When you say "sorry I'm crazy" and he says "that's ok" instead of "no you're not"
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    When you're late to the party so you're trying to ketchup NZ TO
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    When you sleep 4 hours a night and think coffee will fix it @DrNadolsky
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    Supervisor: Do you have any special skills? Me: Look, a turtle! GARCIA
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    Cheezburger Image 9860126208
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    DUDES BE LIKE LESUBWAY SUCKS" YOU MADE THE SANDWICH MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
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    oatly barista blend sommelier @BUGPOSTING the last time i went to urgent care i checked off "excessive crying" on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies
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    B. @ArtLesbo "here's your flour in the worst possible container. you." -flour companies 4:04 PM 22 Mar 22 Twitter for iPhone
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    The point I'm trying to make The way I explain it
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    Me skipping trough the dialogue with the npc, who's telling me that her whole family has died: +XP +XP +XP KOO Yes, very sad Anyway +XP +XP
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    YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE INTERESTING I SAID I WAS "INTO RESTING"
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    When you find the Yee to your Yee @Yee YeeApparel
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    When someone asks you how your night went Didn't get much sleep, but I did get a few hours of anxiety in
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    trash jones @jzux trust my gut? the thing that can't even handle milk? 10:26 AM 2/9/22 Twitter for iPhone 53.2K Retweets 2,435 Quote Tweets 319K Likes 27
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    stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ getting him to say he would still love me if I was a worm so I can point at worms when we go for walks and say sorry I can't be her
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    gaychel @lameravioli happy mother's day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22
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    @Believablee I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at Walmart. Bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like 'IM GONNA BUY IT!' BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT WTF ARE YOU DOING
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    I know a former Pizza Hut when I see one
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    When you go on Amazon and rate all the spray bottles 1 star UNNOOR 6164507 was Poaste SVEUR We Prventurus WITH YO SKARSS TREA 4133 MASBAN **** PHUME WAK TOY HACKERMAN
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    MILITARY DOCTOR: "ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING?" PATIENT: "IBUPROFEN"
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    Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Me at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world? Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.
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    When your girlfriend leaves a note on the fridge saying "this isn't working" and you open it but it still works. Hmm Hmm
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    Meet Suzanne...the woman who will beat the billionaries into space without a rocket. AmeriGas PROPANE EXCHANGE $19.99 $49.99 MERGENCY SERVICE: 1-888-428-9779
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    anxiously sitting on a plane: Man in the middle of the plane: TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE (SCREAMING) EE
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    Me trying to pull my blanket but I punch myself instead 8
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    When ur trying to have a good time but you remember how sad ur dog looked when u left the house KASTYY IG:@Shitheadsteve
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    Me A guest who just set foot in my house My dog saying hi
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    Marl @Marlebean Me: "One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath." Interviewer: " ... and a weakness?" 11:42 AM 2018-04-30 Twitter for Android 614 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,543 Likes
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    "Forget everything you learned in college, you won't need it here" "But, I didn't go to college" "Well then, you're unqualified for this job" (confused unga bunga)
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