A Pool of Memes to Wallow Pitifully In

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    Waitress: how's everything? Me:
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    Antique Dolls for sale, sometimes they move but Psalm 91 calms them down
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    Me watching what's about to be a missed call
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    BABE- HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW EYELASHES? ME-
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    2michie4u awkwardvagina deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere 140,131 notes 11
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    SMILE I told them to write a joke in the box and they put a mirror in it :(
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    CHAL WD-40 JLTI-USE PRODUCT SPRAYS PAY WAYS STRIAN Stops Squeaks Removes & Protects Loosens Rusted Parts Frees Sticky Mechanisms Drives Out Moisture ABLE CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE NESTOR SHALLOWED EACH OF CHILDREN NET WEIGHT 12 02/34
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    Cheezburger Image 9861243392
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    PLD II), @EB9K My tummy is questioning my snack choices
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    amerykah ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth
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    Went out for Chinese food and I told them have a severe allergy to seafood and this was on the check when I paid k 1/2 19.50 0 ck Thai 7.50 chick C'nut 7.90 Chick SS 7.90 Crispy Chill 8.50 i Beef 2 Rice Special 9.40 NO 0 HO SO HRIMP OR HE D 2 IE Choc Pan 10.00
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    a world famous singer and next to her is taylor swift
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    When you finally get some privacy to pick that booger that has been pestering you all day
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    mariana Z @mariana057 Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
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    Obi-Wan: "He was the best star pilot in the galaxy" Every single one of Anakin's ships: SANTA
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    BDSM but it's just me wreckin your with these bad boys TH pers ckem Sockem Boppers
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    me: I need to sleep early, got a long day tomorrow me at 3am:
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    Gio @Palace_gio "Why does my stomach hurt” Mis CHESTER Cheetos C Famid Her E Maruchan stant Lunch Shrimp 30 @gio_palace PRACA HOT C
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    Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer Millenials, when they finally save enough to buy a house ...
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    @sean_speezy WE WILL NOW BE CHARGING 50 CENT FOR EACH ADDITIONAL SAUCE 20
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    Me after I close an app but my muscle memory reopens it AHOY Again? Seriously?
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    when u drowning in life's responsibilities but u actually do not give
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    Bananas 1 day after you purchased them The garlic that has been sitting in the cupboard for several months B
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    jordan @jordan_stratton Ate 67 gummi bears before realizing they were actually vitamins. I've ripped a door clean off its hinges. I looked at my cat and he exploded
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    George Christanza @GeorgeChristanz i do be texting back with a lot of "hahaha"'s for someone who's having a hahahard time
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    Col alexlucard This never stops being true. D S 000 200 14h Get ready everybody, he's about to do something stupid
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    Your generation is so helpless and coddled. Okay. Go cook a meal, do a load of laundry, shop Can't do anything for yourselves. for your own clothes, grocery shop on a budget without asking your wife for any help. Me Old guy at work ::
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    Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist Brain cells die. Skin cells die and even hair cells die. But the fat cells in my stomach must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior since they seem to have eternal life. 6:31 PM - 22 Aug 21- Twitter for iPhone
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    "what's your favorite thing to do" me:
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    Wilde Thingy @wildethingy I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
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    how i'm handling life right now [laughing nervously] God, I wish I was dead.
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