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10 Times Satan's Twitter Account Was a Dark-Humored Laugh Factory

Lucifer H. Morningstar is too lit for his own good right now. Can we please get the Twitter battle we deserve between him and Mr. DJ Trump? Why not? We've made it this far. 

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    Text - Satan @s8n I miss you son @realDonaldTrump 12:37 AM 19 Aug 15 147K RETWEETS 140K LIKES
    Via @s8n
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  • 2
    Text - Satan @s8n Fuck the iPhone 7, its all the about the iPhone 666 12:26 AM 13 Sep 16 2,012 RETWEETS 3,999 LIKES
    Via @s8n
  • 3
    Text - Satan Following @s8n Come to hell, there's no fidget spinners. RETWEETS LIKES 5,380 10,521 11:29 AM -27 May 2017
    Via @s8n
  • 4
    Text - Satan @s8n Why fall in love when you can fall into the fiery pits of hell 10:55 PM 21 Aug 16 8,595 RETWEETS 9,649 LIKES
    Via @s8n
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  • 5
    Cartoon - Satan @s8n Me me: im so exhausted i need more sleep me at 3 am: 12:46 AM 09 Aug 16
    Via @s8n
  • 6
    Text - Satan @s8n The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8 years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon me. 1:14 AM 25 Apr 16 6,677 RETWEETS 10.5K LIKES
    Via @s8n
  • 7
    Text - Satan @s8n The reason hell is full of fire is because my mixtape is always c repeat 1:19 AM 10 Sep 16
    Via @s8n
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  • 8
    Text - Satan @s8n If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend 12:16 AM 23 Oct 15 32.7K RETWEETS 32.2K LIKES
    Via @s8n
  • 9
    Text - Satan @s8n If you ever feel bad, just remember that Jesus hears his dads name every time he has sex 1:18 AM 18 Sep 16 1,720 RETWEETS 3,736 LIKES
    Via @s8n
  • 10
    Text - Satan Following @s8n Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I'm not running a fucking petting zoo down here. RETWEETS LIKES 5,650 11,608 11:01 AM 10 Apr 2017
    Via @s8n

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