29 Witty Work Memes for Girboss Women Focusing On KPI Results Over Relationships in 2024

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    Me getting ready for the first full week of work of 2024. 8P 2 @humorous resources
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    Don't blame the Holidays @corporatebish your pants didn't fit in August didn't the
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    RE: Taking Xmas decoration down Hi Carol, I regret to inform you that I will NOT be dismantling my festive ginger bread house as it took me over two weeks to construct. Please enquire again in April. Merry Christmas Regards, Sharon
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    Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger we should be allowed to stop working the moment it gets dark
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    Me at work opening emails that all start with "Happy New Year!" @corporatebish
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    Me: I want to work in corporate for the perks The perks: Company Company Company @corporatebish
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    Boss: Did you complete that task? Me: Did you assign it? @corporatebish
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    Sorry can't come to work, a tree fell on my car:
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    Quoraa Search for questions, people, and topics I have two employees that usually leave work at 6 pm. They are good, but I don't like that their commitment lasts for work hours only. What should I do as a CEO? 100+ Answers 0542 Like 79 Comments · 87 Shares Comment Share You should copy and paste this complaint into a table in Microsoft Word 2007, print it double-sided in landscape. mode, fold it in half eight times, soak it in olive oil, and shove it up your
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    Me & my work bestie taking an extended lunch break on company time cause we don't get paid enough to care: AD JELL @popculturedmemes
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    gibby @ClaireSassman Moms LOVE asking if you're working as if it's not 1pm on a regular business day
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    When you think you been working for 4 hours and it's only been 17 minutes
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    Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Pre-holidays: I'm excited for a break! During the holidays: If I don't return to my routine in the next 12 hours I will experience full mind and body dissociation
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    innocent drinks @innocent POPULAR CONVERSATIONS TODAY "Have you forgotten your password?" "Yes." "Have you forgotten how to your job?" "Yes." "Have you forgotten everyone's name?" "Who are you again?"
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    ruby? @roobeekeane "Sorry for the reply delay!" - predictable - disorganised - admits fault on your part Follow "in response to your premature email," - brazen - establishes dominance - might get fired, giving you more time to work. on your series of crime novellas
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    Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Follow Me, approving of something in a work email: "Ok perfect!" Me, disapproving of something in a work email: "Ok, sounds good!"
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    "Return to the office for the culture" The culture: KRONOS EMPLOYEES A snack will be provided for you today at the Food Court in appreciation of your hard work! Today's Snack Mayo *Available 9am until 7pm* NFA
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    "Congrats team, the company made record profits this year and we wanted to do something special for you guys"
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    thank you for changing my life We're literally just two monitors.
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    L's @LYRACYST Are work friendships a thing? A.N @AN108_ Sometimes, the greatest friends are made when you've both suffered together under the regime of a ruthless dictator
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    stuart fiddle @stuartfiddle every single day there is something to do & I am sick of it
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    sophia @sassatico you should be able to call in sad to work
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    WHEN'S HAPPY HOUR? Big day today 9 AM 10 AM 11 AM Noon 1 PM 2 PM 3 PM When's Happy Hour? @whenshappyhour1 4 PM Hype myself up to send an email Send email ...
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    When you read a well written professional email and then realize you are the same professional who wrote it: AAN @corporatebish
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    When you've been fighting for your life in Excel all day: @corporatebish
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    Wearing stress as a badge of honor @iopsychmemes Burnout
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    When you return to work after the holidays: @corporatebish These emails, they're trying to murder me.
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    Me burnt out w/ poor boundaries giving advice to my coworker on how to set boundaries at work made with mematic DIONY @bigtherapyenergy
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    PJ @normaalgirrl going to work so embarrassing, letting everybody know you need money

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