20 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

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    Font - CAUTION 've never seen children any where near a"Caution Children at Play sign PLAYING
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    Hair - No one cares more than the drunk girl outside of the bar screaming, don'teven care!"
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    Text - Give a child a sword-shaped stick, and he'l become a man. Give a man asword-shaped stick and he'lObecome a child.
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    Text - Once Wonder Woman is available to download someone in Brazil could watch The Amazon on Amazon on The Amazon.
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    Junk food - Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions the same way children are.
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    Water - If you rip a fishing net, youl have fewer holes than you did when you started
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    Green - The police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they'get into chases by foot
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    Property - If several sororities stayed on the same floorin a hotel. youtd have a full story with multiple chapters
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    Dish - When Lhear the phrase hothing tastes as good as skinny feels assume pizza is really bad in their area.
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    Text - When playing.agame on the easiest mode, the enemies are playing it on the hardest mode
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    Text - I think people who say they love to travel" think they sound adventurous but really all Ihear is "Ilove to go on vacations".
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    Product - I'm a grown man butl still judge parks by the quality of their playgrounds.
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    Adaptation - Thar stingray that killed Steve Irwin is probably dead now and gota hug from Steve himself in animal heaven because Steve's a good guy like that.
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    Dish - The first time you eat a slice of supreme pizzawithout picking off any of the toppings is when you know you officially have become.an adult.
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    Text - A Iconsider it a great sign of respect/when someone takes both headphones out instead of just one to listen to me.
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    Text - At my job the lazy are punished by having their responsibilities "takenjaway". The hard workers are rewarded by getting the lazy's work load added to them.
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    Text - A billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.
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    Facial expression - Being r." or "the Second is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after a username
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    Abdomen - The best diet I have ever gone onis being broke and not being able to afford alot of food.
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