'His Mouth Was Shaped Like a Trapezoid': People Use Responsible Pettiness to Decipher Through Dating Potential

Welcome back to hilarious dating perspectives, opinions, and discussions, brought to you via Reddit. Everyone has their deal breakers in dating. Some obvious ways we sort through dating potentials is through income or occupation, but where's the nitty gritty of why we choose who we choose, and more importantly who we ultimately decide to reject without giving them a chance. Maybe you don't date someone shorter than 6 feet, maybe the girl has to cook soup like your grandma, maybe you can't date another redhead if you're a redhead. Whatever the reason, petty or not, we're here for the comedy of it all. 

Take this time to reflect on your own dating threshold and preferences, and where your boundaries are. Would you really date someone with the same name as your mother? What about if they laugh like a hyena? Even though you can't judge a book by its cover, there's something useful about immediately judging a person in the dating realm. Don't be afraid of your petty dating tastes this time, enjoy them while scrolling through this Reddit thread about petty reasons not to date someone. 

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