'His Mouth Was Shaped Like a Trapezoid': People Use Responsible Pettiness to Decipher Through Dating Potential

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    Posted by u/bigdawgcat 4 months ago What is the pettiest reason why you wouldn't date somebody?
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    No-Hat-689- 4 mo. ago "If a woman has a horse in her dating profile, you will never be more important than that horse."
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    mrpoopsocks 4 mo. ago This isn't petty, horse girls are crazy.
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    Azsunyx 4 mo. ago Conversely, if a guy is holding a fish in his
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    Street-Comb1000 4 mo. ago Wasn't me, but a female friend broke up with a guy because "his allergies were a sign of weakness." Yea, I responded the same way you did.
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    ultimate_ampersand · 4 mo. ago If they mention astrology more than once in their dating profile.
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    Sylphof Blood. 4 mo. ago. edited 4 mo. ago I will never date/...... another Anthony ever again. I've dated/relationshipped three different Anthonys at three different ages and they all turned out badly.
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    Smuff234 mo. ago Audibly scraped their teeth on metal silverware with every bite they took.
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    BagelsAreStale Donuts 4 mo. ago She said she, "had to go tinkles" on our blind date. Never contacted her again.
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    Linamoon22 His mouth was shaped like a trapezoid when he talked. Couldn't unsee it anymore. - 4 mo. ago
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    The_Mura 4 mo. ago If they have my sister's name. I'm not saying my sister's name during
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    lestairwellwit 4 mo. ago Mom's name
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    Pickleliver 4 mo. ago I briefly dated a young woman who was insanely out of my league. People stared when we went out. Anyway, her voice was like minnie mouse, and I just couldn't take it. I still feel bad about that one.
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    Stephen Hawkings_Legs. 4 mo. ago My cat said hello to her and she didn't say hi back
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    b-hizz 4 mo. ago Muppet Mouth is a tough one.
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    Sunflower Seed33 4 mo. ago He wore the same shirt on both of our dates. Get this, years later, I get into the elevator at work and he's there. IN THE SAME SHIRT.
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    UrinePulp 4 mo. ago If they have "D or some EAPX" like that in their bio. Just seems like some scammer or Ponzi scheme ....

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