Meet the 12 Gods of the Internet

On the internet, they rule over all that you do.

[via: College Humor]
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  • 01
    Cartoon - NUPVOTER God of the Front Page The Father of the Internet. He wields the power of votes, but is fickle and kind of a pervert. CollegeHumon
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    Cartoon - LISTIKLES THESE 12 God of Numbered Lists. LABORS WILL Technically a demigod, but the most well known TOTALLY KHANKE YouR LIF WIN LOLIW of them all. CollegeHumon P22
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    Cartoon - HERABEL Goddess of Feminism and Social Justice While usually correct, she presents her arguments in such a needlessly angry and click-baity way that the other Gods sometimes tune out. She can often be found arguing with Jupvoter. CollegelHumor
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    Cartoon - SHAREMES God of Viral Sharing Using his tweet feet and hash-staff, he swiftly spreads relatable content amongst the masses. CollegelHumon
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  • 05
    Cartoon - FAPRODITE Goddess of Desire She specializes in selfies and self.... indulgence. You get it. CollegeHumon
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    Cartoon - PLUTOLD ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO ME God of Dead Jokes Keeper of lost memes and a constant reminder of how old you're getting. Collegettumon
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    Cartoon - KOMMENTARES God of Conflict and Stupid Arguments He is the fire fed by the ignorance and confidence of man. Wherever he goes, he leaves butthurt and rage in his wake. fFF レレレレレ1 CollegeHumon 222222
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    Cartoon - APLOLLO ARTEMEMEIS AND The Twin Gods of Humor. One hunts for new memes, while the other heals the world with funny images and clever wordplay CollegelHumon
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    Cartoon - <RYONYSUS FELS God of Empathy He has a cult of older women that drink in his addictive clickbait and fervidly spread his gospel across "literally" all of Facebook. CollegeHumon
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    Cartoon - 222 222J POSEODON God of the Searching Sea Ruler of the Kingdom of Queries. You may seek his counsel by praying to one of his three Oracles, although honestly he can't recommend Bing. nifer wak od sc hooki es frag volcaao bicrman chuand michael strah er wodds how ibescots canlaintimericanie t your CollegelHumon 22
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    Cartoon - SULKIN God of Original Content This forsaken god slaves away making stuff for the Internet that Jupvoter often takes credit for. CollegeHumon eecpezzer
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    Cartoon - ATHENAPEDIA Goddess of Know-lt-Alls She uses her vast intellect in the pursuit of reminding total strangers how smart she is. UMM ACTUALLY THIS LIST I5 INACCURATE BECAUSE IT USES A MIXTURE OF THE GREEK AND ROMAN NOMENCLATURE TO DESCRIBE THIS S0-CALLED 'PANTHEON' CollegeHumor S
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