30+ Memes To Top Off The Long Weekend

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    < Hey it's your Dasher, they're out of oat milk, do you want another kind? Almond? Skim? 1%? 2%? 43498 > Whole? What are my choices? That's a lot of options That's modern milk for ya What a time to be alive
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    An air mattress is great when you want to sleep on the floor but not right away.
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    someone go seize this guys welder
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    Look at this from a distance and see what it says.
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    my phone is always in my hand so if you think i'm ignoring you, i am.
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    Dipping a taco into a fountain of nacho cheese. I didn't have a bucket list, but now I do.
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    Panasonic created a fridge that drives to you when called * Nat @LeftAtLondon Nope I do NOT wanna get high one night & see my fridge chasing me
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    Fattest man in the World back in 1890 (people paid money to see him) kneaders. 3h That's not even the fattest guy I've seen this evening and I've been home alone all day.
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    Denny's dennys AGES 7 and Up Pancake The Classic Vertical One-In-A-Row Game Delicious fun for the whole family! Or just one person! papasuislide Is Denny's even advertising anymore Denny's dennys P We sell pancakes
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    James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: *walks up behind me when I'm on the computer* What game are you playing? Me: Pay the bills. 5: Are you winning? Me: No.
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    Your bald tires watching you buy $50 tumblers during the seasons first snowfall
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    Sorry For Driving So Close In Front Of You
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    Blood is thicker than water, but cream cheese is thicker than blood... So, technically crab rangoon is more important than family.
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    Cody Bondarchuk @codybondarchuk I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10-piece I made
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    Dumbledore: Hogwarts is the safest it has ever been Harry Potter at the end of every school year: & wwwB "Weran_lolz"
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    No parent
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    MAINE APR SOMW2FYM Vacationland COOPERS
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    Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is
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    I'm late for work, my car isn't working.
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    Apparently this style of pizza is called "Dragon Scale". This needs to be the standard of pepperoni pizzas.
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    sammiey: sammiey: my doctor told me to eat more taco bell well actually he said "less mcdonalds" but i'm pretty sure i know what he meant 100,000 notes 11
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    TAPE Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett Somebody invented toast. "Whatcha doin, Bob?" "Cooking some bread for breakfast." "Baking? So early?" "No, it's baked. I'm cooking it again." "But... why?" "It's too soft. I want it kinda crunchy stale, a little burnt." "You OK, Bob?" "Them I'm gonna smear it with stuff..."
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    The other day my dad fell off a 10 ft ladder and through a drop ceiling. I just happened to be walking by and was able to catch him on his way down. This was the tile he went through and now his Christmas present is finished. I'll be To there catch When you you fall
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    Mint condition $10,000 obo The Beanie Babies Collection 620 Ostrick, USA Oy Europea ar Hares POIS STK UK Oly Christ Auroa O Princess Legfr Minder y might b Sed h smal Cheaty d G with ** OP A www S OF SP PAC Beanie Babies Collection ts . ★ The Princess B TM $10,000 SHERMAN, TX Princess Diana beanie baby INCE NOR WYN Langion (f MESSAGE
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    "HOW ARE YOU ON SOCIAL MEDiA bUt cAnT Reply to my tEXT" My phone: Do Not Disturb On
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    The moon. Photo taken for 28 days in a row: same place, same time. Nature is the source of every rhythm.
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    bella lawton @bellalawtonn The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili's
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    My husband's wife got me the cutest gift r
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    To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign
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    cheetgood snack @tamryncheetah blacksmith: i'm almost done with this sword i just have to work out the kinks sword: i like feet blacksmith: shut up 12/10/17, 2:12 PM 7,945 Retweets 17.6K Likes runcibility Friendly Skeleton @skeletonspooky1 Replying to @tamryncheetah Blacksmith: *hammers the sword on an anvil* Sword: Harder~ Follow Blacksmith: *defeated sigh*
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    "Hello Clarice"
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