The wind whispers to you as you sit on your creaky rocking chair situated on the front porch, facing the long pebbly road leading to the tavern gates. It seems strangely quiet, with no colorful chirping sparrows in sight. No lazy skunks are darting out of the bushes, and even the long, low-hanging branches of the trees surrounding you are quite still. You wonder where your partner is, and when he will arrive back from his evening hunt. As soon as the thought crosses your mind, you can see him up ahead, carrying what appears to be a big, fat turkey on the sling off his shoulder. You realize that you are going to have a mighty good dinner tonight and get up to embrace him. His face holds a tired but triumphant expression… Home at last.
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