A Derpy Diary Of 25 Dorky Doggos Being Good Boys In The Wrong Way
Dear Diary,
Today we woke up on the silly side of the dog bed and decided to have some fun with our owners today. We like to see them smile because it makes us smile, so let's be the derpiest doggo ever and give them all the doggie dopamine we can. Firstly, we're going to lick their faces until they smell like our breath, which smells very good of course. Then, after we eat, we're going to take a nap on the couch, but not in our normal spot. No, today we're going to sleep in the silliest pawsition and nap on top of the couches, but in a totally uncomfortable way.
Then, we're doing to go for a walk, and instead of going to the bathroom like we normally do, today we're going to try to climb the tree and pee from on top. That should make them giggle.! Then, we're going to play fetch by ourselves and throw the tennis ball into the air like a silly goose. Hooman has been smiling all day - mission accomplished.
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I don’t even know
Well, that's one way to get the job done. It may not be the most energy-efficient, or the easiest, but it still accomplishes the task at hand. Perhaps this doggo is training for the doggie Olympics? Next on the floor for his tree routine Spots, he's the favored winner this year, but he's got stiff competition!
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30 minute nap here suggests this is, in fact, comfortable
Just how? And why? There are two perfectly good couches next to you, and yet, you choose to rest on simultaneously both of them and also none of them. But you do you, whatever floats your boat.
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Someone found my discontinued lip liner
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This is how he gets off the couch every single time. But today, he put his head down mid-way and stayed a while ??
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Junebug has a sneaker addiction
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Just hangin' out
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Messed with the wrong bird
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Still refuses to go outside.
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Windell might be old, but he loves his shore finds…
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When Murphy is upset, he gets on the coffee table and judges.
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One braincell between the two of them.
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He may not be photogenic, but he is a very good boy.
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Waking up to 2024
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Grandma's dog
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The cats won't be friends with her so she made friends with the vacuum instead ??
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I moved out of home but have generally been visiting every couple of days. today, its been 6 days since i've seen her last.
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Some people have a lap dog, I have a shoulder dog
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Day 2 of getting used to the non-slip socks
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I think I assembled my dog wrong
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Portrait of the Hound as an Egg.
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Typical german shepherd behavior
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Majestic as always
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