30+ Clever (Yet Savory) Insults for Fiery Folks Still Trying to Keep it G-Rated

There's a whole slew of dimwitted insults that we learned on the blacktop at recess, but most of those are just a series of curse words that have lost their punch over the years. And after hearing the same roster of simple-minded, badmouth jibes over and over, it's about time we put the 'wise' back in wisecracks.

Besides, when the justice warrior in all of us seeks to destroy the bullies of the world, we need to clap back with a little more spice. Whether it's an unruly customer, a Karen, your lowlife boss at work, or the snooty teacher's aide in your kiddo's class, some folks simply deserve to be knocked down a few pegs.

Scroll onward to enjoy a collection of G-rated insults that'll send your fiery, insulting message without putting a quarter in the swear jar. After this, here's an equally saucy tale of a female executive who puts a chauvinistic realtor in his place, costing him $10,000 for underestimating her.

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Jesse Kessenheimer

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