35+ Lower Back ‘Star Trek’ Tattoos Trekkies Would Get After a Bad Batch of Synthehol

This one is for the Trekkie nerds only! Welcome Star Trekkian. Are you such a devoted fan that you have or have considered getting a Star Trek-themed tattoo before? Stumped on the perfect line to use? Well, look no further! Trekkies have come from all over the galaxy to add what they would get as a lower back Star Trek tattoo. In all seriousness, these are facetious (allegedly). Imagine you're on the ship of your choosing and you and your fellow fleet members just downed a bad batch of synthehol. Now you all are not functioning fully, to say the least. You're making poor decisions left and right on whatever planet you just landed on for your leave and, would you look at that, this planet is known for its plethora of cheap tattoo shops. Now, it's the following morning and you have to do a full-analysis test in the engine room hungover and, wow your back really hurts. What's that? A lower back tattoo?? Uh-oh… What does it say?? Scroll to see what these trekkies would've gotten! Some are deep cuts and some every level of Star Trek fan would get. 

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