'America really needs to learn to relax': Company implements 'Code Sunshine,' forces employees to be weird customer service robots

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    r/antiwork u/elohlace 14h Operation "Sunshine" ●
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    CODE SUNSHINE • 3 Times per day we will call a "CODE SUNSHINE" • What Is Code Sunshine? • Code sunshine is a customer service Initiative for our entire staff. When you hear a "Code Sunshine" you will drop what you're doing and go engage customers for at least 5 minutes. Greet them, ask them if they need help finding anything, and thank them for shopping with us. Have Fun with it!! Seen in my local grocery store. Imagine how weird it would be to see all employees stop their current task and try a
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    Consistent-Roof-5039 12h I hate being bothered when I'm shopping
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    funkinthetrunk • 12h Best way to make me leave your shop is to approach me
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    cyrilmezza 10h I was quite surprised the first times I went to the US (from EU) with all the overly warm welcome and employees asking if I needed help. That made entering each new store a challenge (can I avoid them ? will they bother me ? (I don't have a mental issue, I'm a big boy and can ask for assistance when I do need it)) I wouldn't go as far as leaving the store, but "I'm just browsing, thanks" became my go to phrase.
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    Yverthel • 9h Go find a millennial, "Hey, sorry to bother you, my bosses require me to engage a customer for 5 minutes, want to spend 5 minutes talking about stupid work policies?"
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    homerteedo - 6h This is one time I'd be happy to drop my shopping for a second and talk to the employees. I have some stories!
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    Greensssss •. 14h Ew lol
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    USER PR A1sauc3d. 10h Agreed. I thought it was gonna be "3 times a day we drop what we're doing and go outside to get some sunshine, then come back to work recharged" or something like that. Why TF is this called code "sunshine"? it's not even a clever acronym, it's just straight up false marketing lol
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    Commercial-Formal272 12h Anarchist This sounds terrifying and like the perfect opportunity for malicious compliance. Especially if you can coordinate with your coworkers. Imagine a horde of workers suddenly look up, then look at you, then start fast walking straight towards your with manic smiles on their faces while all saying the same "greetings! How can we help you today?". Old-school horror movie style stuff. Or if you can't coordinate properly, it at least sounds like an opportunity to hara
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    CronozDK 11h ● Like that scene from "I, robot". "You are experiencing an accident"... Hundreds of employees rounding up the customers: "You are in need of help!" "No I am not!" "You are IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE!"
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    Speedtriple6569 - 11h UK here. I have to say, to my English ears, this sounds fucking horrific - from both the point of view of the staff & the customers. Leave me alone - if I need you I will find you plus you've got plenty to be getting on with without being ordered to stalk me around the floor. America really needs to learn to relax.
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    willfullyspooning. 10h As an American I hated stuff like this when I worked retail. Managers made us and it always felt like we were doing it under duress.
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    Pumpkin OnTheHill. 10h Um... This sounds like it means "for 5 minutes, 3 times a day, you will make yourself unavailable to customers who might need you, in order to provide fanservice to those who probably didn't, but who like interaction."
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    Isaac1867. 11h What hairbrained marketing hack dreamed this up? Honestly, when I'm shopping I prefer to be left alone. If I need help I'll find a staff person, but other than that just leave me to browse in peace.
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    PedestalPotato • 11h Oh man I'd do my best to make the regret that. I'd literally drop anything I was holding, turn in the creepiest way possible with a big, wide-eyed, unsettling smile and quickly walk to the nearest, unsuspecting person I could find. Never break eye contact, do not blink, and be sickeningly sweet. I'd give it a day or two before amendments were made
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    haringkoning 10h So you're helping a customer, Code Sunshine is being blasted through the speakers, you leave your current customer and go looking for another one?
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    Past-Direction9145 11h Office You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there Bryan, why don't you make the minimum 37 pieces of flair? ● 17FC

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