Tech-Savvy Cats Who Somehow Took Over Their Humans' Computers And Sent Messages To The Most Cat-astrophic Places

Advertisement
  • 01
    Pam Pho @NerdyPam When I was a baby agent an editor from penguin sent me a very nice rejection on a sub and I decided to walk away before responding. My cat somehow walks over the keyboard and sends a reply to the editor. It said “u a_s”. I've never mentally recovered. It was 11 years ago. 3:24 PM . Jan 25, 2024 from Virginia, USA · 484.1K Views .
  • 02
    Danai Christopoulou | Greek SFF Author (she/they) @Danaiwrites ... Noooo! As someone with a 10kg cat who loves jumping on my keyboard this could be me soooo easily! I'm so sorry hopefully the editor relationship was salvaged? 4:08 PM Jan 25, 2024 18.9K Views
  • 03
    Pam Pho @NerdyPam Totally she was a cat person. 5:00 PM. Jan 25, 2024 · 17.1K Views
  • 04
    Moni-Marie Vincent @Monica MarieV Ah, so your cat has keyboard skills, too, I see. Salem once changed my computer monitor settings from landscape to portrait. As my husband was resetting it, he kept grumbling, "how did he get past all these popups????" 5:52 PM Jan 25, 2024 27.3K Views :
  • 05
    Pam Pho @NerdyPam How indeed lol 6:08 PM Jan 25, 2024 23.7K Views
  • 06
    Ben Tomlinson @BenTomlinsonbks ... That's a hilarious story. Did you write to the editor and explain? Or would have made it worse? 4:50 PM Jan 25, 2024 14.3K Views
  • 07
    Pam Pho @NerdyPam I totally did. She loved it. lol 5:00 PM. Jan 25, 2024 13.3K Views
  • 08
    Ayanna Gaines @PopCulLibrn I once made the mistake of leaving my laptop unattended with my cat nearby. When I came back, music was playing full-blast, the keyboard was locked, and Rosie cat had somehow managed to archive all of the day's email in my work account. 4:44 PM Jan 25, 2024 2,012 Views
  • 09
    uh oh, trouble @MotherOfExiles3 : My wasband was typing on his laptop and said something about one of our cats and later, he left the laptop open in the chat and Chewy sent a "hssssssssssss" that was loooooooooong and the people chatting said hi to her. 12:29 AM Jan 26, 2024 384 Views
  • 10
    Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker my cat once typed "asssssssss” into my google search 4:05 PM Jan 25, 2024 1,658 Views
  • 11
    bucee the vampire slayer @buceethevamp ... my biggest fear. was in the other room procrastinating work one day, checked the work chat from my phone and i had just sent a message like "isjebeh" or some and i realized i left the laptop open and the cat was on the desk 8:46 PM Jan 25, 2024 844 Views
  • 12
    High Priestess Anakerie @Crampedsultana : My kitty loves to walk on my keyboard. I almost sent one of my reports to our biggest client before I noticed that by a one in a zillion change he'd typed "fart" in the middle of it. I caught it just in time. 11:59 PM Jan 25, 2024 617 Views
  • 13
    Kristin @highheelgeek I had to buy this monitor stand to put over my laptop keyboard when I'm not at my desk. My cats have changed so many settings I once had to reformat my system because I could not undo whatever it was that they did! I dissent. ALT C AVION AND MORE AV ARVION
  • 14
    Dedcena (Evie K) @dedcena I was writing lecture slides and my moffin jumped on my keyboard and somehow converted them into "quiz mode" (I didn't even know PowerPoint had a quiz mode). It was a vast improvement ... :
  • 15
    Jamie Grettum @Jamie_Grettum My chonky girl once walked on then sat on my keyboard which managed to launch my email program, open an email from my hubby in reply mode, and send the email. What did it say? KİLLLLLLLLLL We still laugh about it. But also he's been warned. ... 10:14 PM Jan 25, 2024 1,311 Views
  • 16
    Tan Theory @4Livingtheory Scruffa : Thanks for the great laughs!!! I'm glad the editor enjoyed the laugh too... and some of the other stories in the thread- ha! My kitty once got on my computer & butt video called my mom & then turned her butt to camera & hung up on her. 4:26 AM Jan 26, 2024 261 Views
  • 17
    FRONTS BRE MAMS NACHTSS Carrie @statsigfig ... I was visiting my partner and my cat had just vomitted on the carpet and I'd spent however long cleaning it up and apologizing profusely. (I think she just ate too quickly.) We finished and were putting things away and then my cat steps on my computer and it starts blaring music: 12:02 AM Jan 26, 2024. 543 Views
  • 18
    Carrie @statsigfig "THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T SO GREAT" SPOME TRONE Kopy BRE ANESTE 12:03 AM Jan 26, 2024 111 Views ...
  • 19
    Steven Stiefel @stevestiefel My cat posted three tweets over the years. All of which I deleted rather quickly. I don't know how they know how to send. But they do. 11:30 PM. Jan 25, 2024 · 191 Views
  • 20
    TIINAL Author Kristen Painter @Kristen Painter ... This might legitimately be the funniest thing I've ever read. Cats are a gift that keeps on giving. 5:51 PM Jan 25, 2024 3,732 Views

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article