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‘He liked to be ordered around like a dog’: Peoples' Spiciest Secrets From The Bedroom Accidently Exposed In This Intimate Internet Discussion

Privacy: the foundation of our personal space, propriety, and sense of identity from others. There's nothing more embarrassing than someone finding out your intimate secrets, and even more so when they find out your bedroom secrets. Can you say embarrassing? In our day and age it's harder and harder to have a private life. 

The bedroom is a sacred and intimate part of our individual expressions, it's meant for the chosen person to see and no one else. Imagine being married, and how your long term partner is the only person who knows you that way. Now imagine someone found out about it, and then imagine that the whole of Reddit is discussing it in a thread. Yeah…pretty embarrassing. At least for the person who's dirty secrets are exposed. For us it's a knee-slapper of a time to entertain us. So go ahead, down the rabbit hole of people's bedroom lives exposed for all to read. 

Posted by Briana Viser
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    Posted by u/AlgorithmOmega 16 hours ago What did you accidentally learn about someone else's life?
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    Key_Mix 14 hr. ago Found out from his drunk girlfriend that one of my best friends likes to be ordered around and sleeps at the end of the bed like a cat - which is made funnier because he's an absolutely massive guy who's into powerlifting.
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    Also found out that he's "the size of got a an arm", which was somehow the less surprising part.
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    OlShelly Belly. 12 hr. ago Some people just have it all
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    Photogrifter 11 hr. ago It's okay. He makes 25k a year.
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    ghgahghh11 13 hr. ago · I mean people who feel powerful in their lives wanna be made to feel submissive, and people who feel weak/downtrodden wanna feel powerful in bed.
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    Maschinenpflege 13 hr. ago My neighbors (man and wife around 65 yo) and I had to have some trees removed. I contacted an old colleague of mine who was tall and pretty muscular as well as a super nice guy to be around.
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    I served lunch and the wife sat down next to our handsome lumberjack. After a little bit she started complimenting him on his appearances. Her demeanor changed from that of an older lady to a young girl, madly flirting. She even touched his upper legs and
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    his biceps. I was totally flabbergasted by what I was seeing. My colleague didnt seem to mind the attention though.
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    I looked at her husband and he seemed very happy with his wife touching another man. I was still in awe and he must have noticed, because he looked me in the eye and said "it's just biology", hinting at his wife's actions. Then he winked at my colleague in a "if you
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    actions. Then he winked at my colleague in a "if you know what I mean" kind of fashion. I am totally convinced they are swingers.
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    Lets DoThis Right100 · 13 hr. ago I wonder what the lumberjack wood do if she offered?
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    Cappadonatello - 15 hr. ago I was travelling in Germany with my girlfriend at the time. On a train ride there was a older woman sitting across from us. Not too much dialog between us.
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    We got off the train, and began to explore the city. There was a massive shop so naturally we went in to look around.
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    Sure enough we run into the woman from the train. In her hands a massive double sided 1. It seemed to be the size of my arm.
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    I guess it caught her off guard as well and she came over started dialog with us. It was hard to take the conversation seriously while she was holding this massive toy. She was quite animated moving her hands as this massive toy
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    flopped around as we exchanged hellos.
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    carefreeguru 13 hr. ago I noticed in France that the shops had giant 20 ft signs that simply said 1.
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    In America, especially in the South, they have to be more discreet and include a female name so it seems less pervy. Sara's Secret, Christine's Toy Box, etc.
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    ManyFaithlessness152. 14 hr. ago • edited 14 hr. ago My bed is right next to the wall that I share with my neighbor. She's around my age and has a bf. I've heard them have often, usually ignore it as they prob also hear me with my bf.
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    Recently though I heard them going at it and when they climaxed one of them said "bruhhhhhhh". Couldn't tell who said it but didn't know people said bruh when orgasming
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    Exciting Telephone65 13 hr. ago I can't get this image out of my head and people are actually starting to look at me strange
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    handandfoot8099 · 13 hr. ago. edited 9 hr. ago My mom was very anti birth control but was more than happy to take it in the instead. Thanks dad for giving me that information
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    conradder 15 hr. ago. edited 13 hr. ago Facebook friend was selling concert tickets, same post appears on a local subreddit, so found his Reddit account. turns out Facebook friend and his girlfriend are into
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    VT_Squire 15 hr. ago My company had a raffle. 1st prize was one of those piston grip "massager" deals. Our head officer was like "Good for guys, too!" which was met with a collective "uh.... oh...kay?"
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    fogax 12 hr. ago Many years ago my company had a white elephant gift exchange.
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    Most of the gifts were very vanilla gag gifts. Except for one. It was this very large and colorful With a number of "protrusions" along its length.
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    The person who picked the gift was a dude who was very adamant about his straightness. It brought the whole proceeding to an awkward halt.
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    Peelboy 16 hr. ago A coworker sent a text to me and not his wife...it was about getting his shots that harden his member for long periods of time. It apparently had something to do with having hours and hours of. The dude was weird. He watched at
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    weird. He watched at work all the time, I mean all the time.
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    BigScottish HaggisV2. 16 hr. ago That text was never meant for his wife.
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