'[It] was absolute gold': Scooter Karen rams unprovoked into woman at the grocery store, so woman relocates Karen's groceries to an unreachable higher shelf

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Elna McHilderson • Managing Editor
Feb 5, 2024 2:00 PM EST

This pasta-aggression is *chef's kiss*!

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    WEIGHT CAPACITY USER: 500 LB BASKET: 125 LB CAPACIDAD 227 KG EUSKO
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    "Invisible" girl steals pasta in the grocery store Something I (28F) witnessed last night at the supermarket, I am way too much of a coward to do anything like this myself. I was in the condiment isle picking out salad dressing. There was another girl, looked around my age, reading the back of mustard packages, I'm assuming looking at the ingredients. In comes another woman (40ish) on a scooter. I don't want to contribute to stereotypes, but this was a rather large person and very cliche of the
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    She stopped her cart for 20ish seconds, probably 10ft from Mustard Lady. I didn't think anything of it. Mustard lady was barley 5ft and maybe 100lbs, standing close to the shelves. She had a basket close beside her that I think took up more space than her. Suddenly Scooter charged forwarded, swirving a bit closer to the shelves, looking right at Mustard . Admittedly, I had chosen that moment to try to peek at Mustard Lady's basket (I'm chronicly curious) so I caught the whole thing. With a yelp
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    Scooter Lady kept her head forward and made no acknowledgement. Before I could even decide if I had the social fortitude to offer to help, Mustard Lady scooped up her goods and basket, caught up with the scooter, and grabbed what looked like a box of pasta from the scooter's basket. She then walked across the isle and made to put the pasta box on the top shelf where Scooter Lady couldn't reach. Scooter Lady screeched "what the !". Mustard Lady responded with a deadpan "oh so you can see me". I d
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    remember the exact phrasing because I get petrified of even second hand conflict and it was so absurd, but Scooter Lady gave a short rant about Mustard Lady being in the way and needing to pay more attention to her surroundings. I think Scooter Lady thought Mustard Lady was on her phone, her large, yellow, French's brand phone... I don't think Mustard Lady actually intended on placing the pasta box up on the shelves because she had been just sort of holding it
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    up. However when Scooter Lady's self righteous speak was over, Mustard Lady didn't say another word. From what I could see out of the corner of my eye she didn't even look mad. Mustard Lady just looked right at Scooter Lady and tossed the box onto an upper shelf and walked away, though she did walk the long way behind the scooter I think to avoid being run over again. I had been pretending to choose between some vinaigrettes, but tossed the closest one in my cart and slipped quickly away least I
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    I can only imagine that was a situation where Mustard Lady will think of and regret not having some sort of come back, but that silent pasta toss was absolute gold. I didn't see either of them again, but the pasta box was still there when I walked past the isle on my way out. Not the most interesting story, but in my very boring, social-anxiety-filled life, it was quite an event.
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    CoderJoe1 1d ago Pasta-aggresive? 42.3K ↓ +More replies ● BJGuy_Chicago • 1d ago Repl Share I'm glad she mustard the courage to confront the scooter lady Reply Share 948 + More replies
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    RadioSupply · 1d ago I once got run down by a lady on a scooter, but it wasn't because she was an ignorant fool - she was having a stroke. It crazy. All I could do was stand up all cross, see her face, scream for help, and dial 911 while store employees huddled nervously. was Nobody could help because nobody had a phone. Personal freedoms aside, I've been a big advocate ever since for people being equipped with a phone at work. 4214 ↓ Reply Share
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    SheWho LovesTo Draw 1d ago ● Scooter Lady thought she had every right to try and assault another person rather than USE HER WORDS to ask the other person to step back a little to make room for her entitled ass? Seems about right. This is why I try to avoid (guessing here) WalMart whenever I can. Too much drama. 154 Reply Share ●●●
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    Wisdomofpearl • 1d ago Glad Mustard Lady got a little revenge, I personally probably would have thrown the mustard at Scooter Lady and risked assault charges. Mustard Lady is a fast thinker. 4 93 ↓ Reply ↑ Share Tiffany Twisted11 1d ago ● LOVE that she didn't just tell her off, but snatched her pasta and put it out of reach. Perfection! ↑ 77 ↓ Reply ↑ Share
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    lolol69lolol. 1d ago Nah I'd have cackled audibly then applauded mustard girl. Like "oh my gosh that was amazing! I can't believe some people are as as that obnoxious woman in the rascal! Kudos to you!" And then tell the in the rascal to have the day she deserves while wearing a GIANT grin. 441 41 Reply ↑ Share
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    Powerful_Rayd. 22h ago One time my family were walking down the street and an older man came barreling down the path on his mobility scooter. People were literally jumping out of the way, yelling at him etc. We dodged him as he went past and about 5 seconds later the wheel fell off his scooter. He toppled over and starting cussing everyone out and demanding someone help him up. No one did. I was so shocked /s Reply ↑ Share 26
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    viola2992 1d ago ● I didn't know there can be attempted hit & run in a supermarket. Some people seems to enjoy trying to run over other people's feet. 422 ↓ Reply ↑ Share C_Everett_Marm. 23h ago Colonel Mustard in the Market with a Pasta Box ↑ 22 ↓ Reply ↑ Share :
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    MoodyBlue78. 21h ago I will now forever assume that when I see a random item on a shelf that it doesn't belong on, this story or something similar will be the reason. Pickles in the feminine hygiene section, Pickle Scooter versus Lady Cycle. Cereal in the beer and wine section, Capn Crunch Guy versus Beer Bud. 4 17 ↓ Reply ↑ Share :
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    Head_Room_8721 • 1d ago ● I hate supermarket confrontations. Glad this one ended without bloodshed. 4 16 Reply ↑ Share YNGWZRD • 20h ago My favorite sentence of this post, and indeed the entire day, is "I had been pretending to choose between some vinegarettes." ↑ 14 ↓ Reply ↑ Share ●●●
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    Sygma160 22h ago ● Boss move mustard girl ↑ 6 ↓ Reply ↑ Share ItsSUCHaLongStory 21h ago ● No, no, this story is FASCINATING. I freaking love it! 46 ↓ Reply 1 Share
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