'Is your daddy proud of the grill in your mouth?': Sassy server roasts a disrespectful Florida man after he tries to humiliate her appearance

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Feb 11, 2024 10:00 AM EST

It's 2024– everyone's seen a septum piercing. Going back to humanity's days in the caves, the septum has been a bone-in classic for a long time in the body modification department. Sure, it may seem moderately rebellious to put a hoop in your nose like a bull, but it's not exactly a shocker to find someone in public with their nose pierced. Chill out everyone, what's it to ya anyways? 

In our next story, a woman with her nose pierced gets called out by a scraggly Florida man seated in her section at the restaurant. Forced to interact with everyone she takes food orders for, u/Ziinniaa was shocked when the man attempted to insult her appearance by insinuating that she had daddy issues. Woa there, cowboy!

Scroll for the entire story of how this sassy server completely roasted a customer in public, setting the record straight that septum piercings do, in fact, make you more rebellious.

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    "What do you got in yer nose?!"
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    Ya r/Serverlife2 days ago Ziinniaa The time I "bodied" a guest General Unkempt, tipsy country guy who'd been snickering and pointing at me asked, "what the do you got in yer nose?!"
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    Trying to lighten the atmosphere, I was like, "Oh, it's a septum ring! I used to have the crescent-type kind with the nubs at the end, but now I have this closed circle one." He stared, then said really loudly, "I bet yer daddy is real proud of you, huh?"
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    That made my blood boil. I couldn't believe he said that; it seemed like he did so because I'm an obvious queer and he was trying to instigate. I kinda raised my voice and said, "He's actually very proud of me; I make good grades and mind my own business. Is your daddy proud of the grill in your mouth?"
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    "Not really." for you. Mine loves me unconditionally." I walked away and later brought food to him and his table like nothing happened. The table next to them was apparently listening to the exchange--they tipped me hella good and wrote "nice burn about his grill :)" on the receipt. I was so proud of myself for my little brat moment lol.
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    Margrave16 2d ago ● So someone who had a grill made fun of your septum piercing?? This.... writes itself.
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    SirRupert 2d ago Unkempt, tipsy country guy grill in your mouth Was not expecting this combo. 195 Reply ↑ Share DD214Enjoyer. 2d ago It was in Florida so anything goes.
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    CouplesTherapyPorn • 2d ago I wish I could see the look on his face! judgmental, negative people! 295 ↑ Share Reply Ziinniaa OP. 2d ago Unfortunately, I can't remember how he looked in that moment; I was too flustered. But seriously, amen to telling entitled peeps off! to 3
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    wellderrrn 2d ago This is when it's really handy to have a dead dad. "Bet your dad's real proud of you" "Well he's dead, so it's not like he knows" walk away while they feel like an 136 Reply Share Bugsandgrubs. 2d ago I don't have a Dad proceeds to call customer "Daddy" all night ...
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    saturnplanetpowerrr. 2d ago 10+ Years I wish I had the . I just walk away and let the silence speak for me. I won't come back until I've had my vape. 82 Reply 1 Share ... christinambowers • 2d ago and not just any vape, my special vape
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    chimneymimi. 2d ago I love it, I feel like I never say what I want to say in the moment when I'm upset it comes out all jumbled or I stay quiet 24 ↓ Reply Share
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    rotondof 1d ago . A wise old man once upon a time says: "It is better to remain silent and appear stupid than to speak and remove all doubt". Your response was brilliant Reply Share 16
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    amjohnson93. 2d ago HALLELUJAH! Good on you. Must've been so validating that your table noticed and were on your side! After all, servers are people with lives and feelings too. We are just tryin to make rent, we don't need people bustin our
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    CuckDaddy69 • 2d ago I like how some people walk into a restaurant and then treat their server as a slave like they don't handle their food. 4 18 Reply Share Sssoverno 2d ago Good on you!
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    JCinDFW 20h ago Good for you!! that As a 46m and father of 3, I'd be a proud dad if one of my kid's came out. I can't imagine the level of courage it would take to do that. You're awesome.
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    topherswitzer. 2d ago A country person with a grill? 47 ↓ Reply Ziinniaa OP. 2d ago Welcome 2 FL :> Share
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    avila131514. 8h ago ugh, i got "are you able to walk through TSA with all that in your face?" fyi, i ONLY have a septum. i said "yeahhh, they don't flag piercings" in a voice that called him stupid.
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