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'Does anybody have a SILLIER cheating story?': Woman recovering from vocal surgery can't talk, but has to break up with boyfriend, hilarity ensues

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    I am medically forbidden from speaking. х аитаяа 800 DRITARES This man is on his hands and knees ERREURS And I'm just like:
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    madihart_soccer Madi Hart. I want to know if anybody out there has a sillier cheating story than the one that I'm about to tell. In high school, I was dating this guy, whatever. But the context is, right before we started hooking up, started seeing each other, I developed a vocal injury. I got what's called vocal nodules, or nodes. (As popularized by the movie Pitch Perfect.) And you get nodes if you, like, misuse your voice or you talk too much, which is what I do. And I had to get a surgery. L
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    "I heard that you cheated on me." He immediately texts me, calls me, blows up my phone. He calls me. I'm like, "I can't answer your call. I actually famously can't talk for the next month." He's like, "right, let me pick you up. Let's go on a drive." So we go on a drive, and I bring my whiteboard, because, again, I can't talk. I'm literally writing on this whiteboard in his car. Like, "did you cheat on me with your ex?” And he's like, "No, no! Oh my God, that's a lie! Like, they're trying to tea
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