You petting me with your foot is the equivalent of me kissing you with my tail. Now, howz about you try again...

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 1

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 2

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 3

'I cut off the boot in front of the HOA member': Boss and employee rally entire neighborhood against overzealous HOA 4

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 5

Forgotten employee at big company has no boss and no work to do, collects nice paycheck for doing nothing: 'I'm riding the wave till its crests' 6

Needs must 1

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 2

Purrfect 3

If I fitz... I sleepz 4

The purrfect seat 5

He didn't know, he's innocent! 6