A Critical Hit of 41 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master

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    When you roll a nat 20 on your last d th save just in time to see the BBEG cast fireball:
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    Behold the unknown magical item found in the depths of the ancient dungeon! 0 me Comrad, it's truely mysterious! It must hold great significance and lore beyond our understanding. My spell says it's an everlasting +1 incense burner.
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    GM's brain when a player unexpectedly splits off from the party to do their own thing: www.. WELL, CAP HIS SECTOR AT 5% PROCESSING, KEEP HIS SETTINGS ON AUTO, AND WE'LL DEAL WITH HIM LATER.. imgflip.com reddit
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    PLAYER: SO, THIS DECK OF CARDS I FOUND, DO THEY LOOK LIKE PLAYING CARDS OR TAROT CARDS? DM: WHY DON'T YOU PULL ONE AND FIND OUT?
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    PC: "Let's sell our loot before we go on." DM: "You're in a swamp! You left town days ago." PC: "Please?" DM: "Fine. You find a shop."
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    Dwarf fighter C.? I'm not going to d... When this is all over, I'm going to go to your hometown and your father. BIGJ Dwarf fighter I never thought I'd d next to an elf. Elf bard My Gods. you've finally learned to speak dwarf. BIEN PIC COLLAGE
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    WHEN THE DM TARGETS THE CASTER Come here little Squishy.
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    METAGAMING PLAYER ABRILLIANT IDEA DM:"YOU AREN'T THERE" E
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    I'M FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER I go on my phone while the DM is talking 3.0 YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A MONSTER
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    Wizard Sorcerer Warlock Bard SHENANIGANZ
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    Me: I'd like to backflip off the wall and do a plunging attack My dice: Isn't that my decision?
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    "At last. A new town to call our home, and to protect with our very lives." fb.com/dndmemes "The Gang Ks Everyone in Town"
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    The DM Why would I lie? The Players I imagine it's like breathing for you
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  • 14
    The group rolls perception to check out a bank I rolled a nat 20. I rolled a nat 1. You see that this place straight up sucks. This place seems honestly kinda cool.
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  • 15
    When you spend minutes in game to change your spells as cleric and your party decides to do a total different quest Years of academy training wasted!
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    Dungeon Master: GO BACK YOU ARE GOING WRONG WAY KAPWING Players: "We continue forward"
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    Initiative 23 Initiative 21 LECAT SILENT Initiative 4 14 BET you 008056 FOOD OUUUP
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  • 18
    This is pretty much 90% of all Oath of Vengeance Paladins... And for those of us with Divine ordainment ♪♫ ♪ Extermination is Entertainment ♪ [music rocks]
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    Hey, I'm playing a Beastmaster Ranger and I'm having fun. The Internet LETIFICAL NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE! imgflip.com
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    Human: walks into tavern with halfling, gnome, dwarf and goblin. Bartender: ATIO How many children are you friends with?
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    Dragon: Ha! Their barbarian can't possibly hit me if I'm flying 30ft above them Sorcerer: Casts fly on the barbarian Dragon: Excuse me what the f_k...
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    DM Guess the number I'm thinking of DM It's between one and three DM Party It's between one and three, not Including one or three Party Is he right? DM DM Umm Four! Party M! DM Party Party Yes, the number I was thinking of Was the letter M
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    DUNGEON CORS REPORTS OF A BARBARIAN ON THE INTERSECTION BETWEEN SPIKE PIT AND RICKETY LAVA BRIDGE! Go WWW.PASTILLE.NO OH ST! MADS 2019 WE GET A LOT OF CRAZIES DOWN HERE. USUALLY HOPPED UP ON MANA POTIONS. Loxo HERDLDRRR.. GIMME YER LOOT! YOU NEED TO PUT ON A SHIRT, SIR! INSTAGRAM @PASTILLUSTRATOR
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    Dm Rolling the highest initiative the Barbarian goes first, what do you do? Rogue New player 11 Pretty standard combat stuff, watch this, next he's gonna say "I rage" Barbarian u/Spinkinging r/dndmemes "I rage" Fighter
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    Earning Inspiration For RP I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive. Spending It On Perception Roll Somewhere close by is a man who can help us. I can not find him alone, I need you to guide my sword.
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    LEFT CAIT 12 Main quest Side quest CATLES WEWay
  • 27
    The Gnolls the party hoped for The Gnolls they got
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  • 28
    The bard rolls a nat 20 to seduce the Lich... made with mematic OH NO! He casts disintegrate ANYWAY on the bard
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    "I DONT CARE THAT THERES INNOCENT PEOPLE IN THE AREA I CAST FIREBALL" BEBE NFL 關 **** Pe 180
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    I'll roll dth saving throws on this hill Look! This DM thinks tracking food, water, ammunition, spell components and encumbrance are fun mechanics for players. DM Players
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  • 31
    Jordan, you were in there alone fighting that dragon for like 6 hours. Serious bruh, you ok?
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    CURSED ITEMS DUNGEONS DRAGONS ISAIDIDIDN'T HAVE MUCH USE FOR THEM Aizan DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T USE ONE
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  • 33
    Player: DD DM: DUNDER NITON It's been 15 minutes. Stop describing the furniture! You know what? I'm going to describe it even more!
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  • 34
    Now we find out if those manuals were worth the price we paid. Do they have a RAW clearance? -O MER Pen st It's an older RAW sir, but it checks out.
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  • 35
    Every edition people gripe about the encumberence rules that almost no one uses... CIBC IBC D
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  • 36
    F = I have... It's... It's very bad news. There is just news. There is no good or bad. Poor play does not merit special consideration. Players will not im- prove if the DM pampers rather than challenges them. If your play- ers perform badly, do not allow their characters to increase in expe- rience level. Be most judicious in how you handle awards to player characters. Allowing foolish and ignorant players to advance their characters to high levels reflects badly upon the game and even more so u
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  • 37
    My players waiting after I've been rolling damage Did we win a prize? UN LIBRRANS Yox Haching Me the DM Only the best prize of all New character sheets
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  • 38
    Lea @delsinsfire. 1h DM: The cave is very dar- 4/5 party member, screeching simultaneously: I HAVE DARK VISION! That One Human Of The Party: GUESS IM BUND 7
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    When the DM makes lovable npc's THIS WILL HURT ME THANK You
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  • 40
    8 Party going on side quests for loot The literal end of the world
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  • 41
    Player: Did I pass the save? DM: *Hands player core rulebook* Player: Do you need me to look up something? DM: You're not lookin for anything, you're building character
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