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Hilarious Miniature Funeral is Created for the Cockroach in the Office Stairwell, Other Coworkers Start to Anonymously Add to the Fun

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    reserved To loving our dear friend Hal 121am-10 of Hal is a cockroach that died in the stairwell at work. His body remained there for 2 months until one day an anonymous coworker gave him a funeral
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    In loving memory of our dear friend Hal 9//2023 - 12/30/2000 HAL It started off with a cross and a candle but people started adding flowers, a casket and a headstone
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    Pictures of his life...
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    His beautiful wedding
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    His adventures
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    reserved Although he had a big family not many of them could make the funeral
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    Eulogy of Hal

    Rest in peace, Hal RIP Eulogy of Hai Most of you know him as Hal. Thank you for gathering and celebrating his life. Hal left many survivors behind who will continue his legacy. Haf's Baby Hal lived a quiet life full of exploration and adventures. He was a scavenger. He may have passed but he was wise beyond his years. Hal never lived for the future or the past, he lived in the present. It seemed time was irrelevant to and he was ageless Hal passed sudden and unexpectedly due to poor living condi

    "Most of you know him as Hal. Thank you for gathering and celebrating his life. Hal left many survivors behind who will continue his legacy. Hal lived a quiet life full of exploration and adventures. He was a scavenger. He may have passed but he was wise beyond his years. Hal never lived for the future or the past, he lived in the present. It seemed time was irrelevant to Hal and he was ageless. Hal passed suddenly and unexpectedly due to poor living conditions. Hal will be missed by many but will never be forgotten. In this casket, he will be visited often."

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    Annieann It's what he would have wanted 1w ago Reply View 17 replies ✓ sera femme when the job posting says "fun workplace" this is what i want it to mean 1w ago Reply View 14 replies ✓ 14.3K 12.5K
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    Bayo Munoz I used to work with Hal's wife before she passed away of antenna cancer. She was the sweetest roach lady. Hope they're dancing in heaven. 6d ago Reply View 12 replies ✓ m. nicole > "He would light up the room when he walked in" 1w ago Reply View 7 replies ✓ 1358 289
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    Sh'Dynasty I didn't realize he was a veteran. thank you for your services, Hal 1w ago Reply View 2 replies ✓ deadskinmascara Hal saved my life once when my tire exploded on the freeway and he pulled over to change my tire. Thank you, Hal, I'll never forget you. 1w ago Reply View 6 replies ✓ Erin Hal was always so appRoachable. He never Bugged anyone. • RIP 1w ago Reply View 10 replies V 1513 598 1872
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    Bernice Lovestolaugh I remember when Hal visited my work. He left when the exterminators showed up. 1w ago Reply View 1 reply ✓ Valerie Mendez oh yeah i remember Hal, i was homeless and hal was walking towards me, i was hungry, and well you know hal he turned and crawled on me and said want 1w ago Reply View 4 replies ✓ ♡ 382 227
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    slutslapper1118 Omg no! How did Hal die???! wedding! 1w ago Reply View 2 replies ✓ Daine he was a virgo<3 6d ago Reply I was at his Trinady♥♥♥♥ Hal would always stick out of his many legs for me. I'll never forget that talk we had Hal. NEVER Rest easy Cucaracha 1w ago Reply O 53 25 69
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    Lane @Bee I remember when hal helped me afford to pay my rent that one time back in '98. I was about to be evicted, but there he was, reaching his antenna out to help me get up. Can't believe he's gone. 6d ago Reply ThelronKirk Not the roach framed picture 5d ago Reply Brooklyn Carnell His one regret was never going to Roachella... RIP 5d ago Reply 5 17 30
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    Elle H I actually cried upon seeing the baby blanket 1w ago Reply Hal's baby blanket 1w ago Reply eli I have a roach phobia and I think this just healed something in me 6d ago Reply 26 52 7
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    Elke Lopez-Rodriguez I'll never look at my Scrabble tile holders the same again. They will forever be roach pews! R.I.P. 4d ago Reply Extra Sauce Kafka would be so proud 5d ago Reply Ell D I love this app 5d ago Reply

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