Flirty And Funny Feline Memes To Get You In the Mood For Valentine’s Day

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Feb 14, 2024 4:00 PM EST

Hurray for Valentine's Day! The most lovingest day of the year has finally arrived, and we are here to boost your loving feelings to new heights. And we are going to do that with a collection of flirty and funny feline memes to get you in the Valentine's Day mood. Because let's face it, sitting in the office for eight hours a day does not really invoke any kind of romantic or even wholesome feelings.

We have got a whole bunch of flirty feline pick-up lines ready for you to use on your crush today to seal the deal and land yourself that Valentine's Day date. Even if your crush happens to have four legs and a hiss that could scare a water buffalo. From the feline who went for the global warming approach to hitting on someone, to the cat precariously playing with radiation puns, to the feline who is putting all their bets on you, to the arts and crafty kitty who just wants to be the glitter to your glue. These clawssic valentine's day cat delivered puns are just the thing to get you in the romeowantic mood.

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    "you guys asked for more how could i say no"

    are you deforestation? because you've cleared a path straight to my heart
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    It might not be the most environmentally friendly pun to pull out on Valentine's Day, but it sure does get the message across, there is no doubting that. You just have to be careful with who you use it on, an environmentalist would probably not be into a date after this kind of pick-up line.

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    are you made of cement? because you've set a strong foundation in my heart
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    are you a termite? because you've been gnawing at my thoughts all day
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    Is your name carbon emission? because you're leaving an impact on my Catmosphere Skine cht
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    Perhaps it is the clawminal nature of cats that leads them to come up with such environmentally toxic pick-up puns. Because at the end of the day, cats are looking for total and utter dominance. Which is the prime reason that they are not allowed anywhere near nuclear weapons and facilities.

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    se Are you a radiation hazard? because my heart is glowing with the intensity of our chemistry
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    Is your name uranium? because you've got an atomic attraction ★ that's positively explosive
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    "i have more ultimate rizz for you guys"

    are you global warming? because you're so hot
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    will you be the red to my 40?
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    will you be the glitter to my glue? D
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    are you an arrest warrant? because you've got my name written all over you
    via kittykittyivy
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    BE MINE are you a construction worker? because we could build a life together
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    are you aspartame? because i'm addicted to you
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    "here is some rizz for u guys"

    are you plastic? because you're looking like a snack
    via kittykittyivy
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    you must be red 40 because you're giving me heart palpitations
    via kittykittyivy
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    are you made of p calcium and silicon? because i think we're cement for eachother
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    youre so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning
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    are you 5G? becuase our connection is strong and full of radiation CONDON
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    are you carbon monoxide? because you're taking my breath away
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