'Listen here, you six-piece chicken McNobody': 25+ Very funny rare insults

Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor

Feb 14, 2024 3:00 PM EST

These people have been blessed with the gift of creativity, and they're using it to insult strangers on the internet. What else is the internet good for if not roasting a few celebs or a handful of your closest friends?

The best jabs aren't the meanest. The best ones are the unbelievably creative sort, where you know the person had to spend a few minutes coming up with a fitting comparison. These people didn't just write some kind of lazy quip, they spent time thinking about the best way to roast the person on the receiving end of their joke. Check out the resulting roasts below, and maybe you'll gain some inspiration for the next time you need to lightly roast someone in your life.

After that, check out these times people sent texts to the wrong number, like one person who texted their mom how badly a friend meetup was going… only for Siri to read it out loud to all their friends.