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If you're addicted to your morning brew, then this list is for you! We were sipping our usual hot coffee when we came across this extra clever Reddit thread of caffeine drinkers giving coffee its “street name.” Like, if prohibition happened but for coffee. Caffeine is a drvg after all, and many of us are hooked to it, including myself! Anyways, these “street names” are very clever, and clearly, the people writing them drank their coffee today. Coffee isn't just a drink you chug to wake yourself up, it's a culture, a ritual, a meaningful part to many of our days. So it only makes sense that even if it became outlawed you would easily be able to still find it being sold on the streets. You just have to be in the know and understand the hip underground lingo for it. Are you down with the morning brown? Do you know Joe? The clever list goes on. What would you call it?
Thought this was clever? Check out these extra clever cringetastic memes!
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'Jitter-Bitters': If Coffee Became Illegal, Here's What the Caffeine-Obsessed Would Call It to Score Some On the Streets
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