'Jitter-Bitters': If Coffee Became Illegal, Here's What the Caffeine-Obsessed Would Call It to Score Some On the Streets

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  • Laboratoryman1 · 13 hr. ago Get me some of those jitter beans 2.2k ↓ Reply Share Flybot76 12 hr. ago Makes me want to play boogie- woogie piano just thinking about it 169 Reply Share
  • OzzVidzYT 11 hr. ago pop some jitter and get turnt 16↓ Reply Share drdeadringer 10 hr. ago Get yourself some jitter beans and do the boogie woogie. Great falls of fire, I'm on those jitter beans. ↑ 3↓ Reply Share
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  • cuebree 11 hr. ago Oooh Jitter-Bitters! 8↓ Reply Share
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  • fremeer 10 hr. ago Then if you need a hit you got the jitterbug. Then the wham song would make so much sense. ↑21 Reply Share
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  • catsandorchids - 10 hr. ago Nah, need me some of that ground brown. ↑1↓ Reply Share
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  • Ivor799 hr. ago Bumble beans ↑ 1↓ Reply Share
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  • Opposite-Ad-3569 . 4 hr. ago I'd shorten it to jitter. Hey, man... know where I can score some jitter? ↑1↓ Reply Share
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  • RoomPlane510 13 hr. ago Joe 2.1k ↓ . Reply Share son_et_lumiere. 12 hr. ago Imagining the dialog from an illicit coffee dealing scene from a 70's movie:
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  • "Hey man, do you know Joe?" "Yeah, man. Joe's right over here. Are you talking about Colombian Joe or Ethiopian Joe?" "Nah, man. Blonde Joe. Is he around?" "Nah, he usually shows up around here a little later in the day." "Alright, I'll be back to see him later." 542 Reply Share
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  • ap_socks 13 hr. ago You can get so much mileage on this. Espresso would be Giuseppe, Turkish style - Yusef, etc 373 ↓ MorganAndMerlin - 12 hr. ago What would a Sloppy Joe be? Reply Share 119 Reply Share GhostofSbarro 12 hr. ago Gas station sludge with the grounds in 280 : Reply Share
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  • aotus_trivirgatus 11 hr. ago Black Tar Joe. 28 1 more reply Reply Share arryripper 11 hr. ago And Joe Momma? 34 ↓ 47 Reply Share Draco Bengali86 · 11 hr. ago Coffee with cream, of course. : Reply Share
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  • Jeramy Jones. 12 hr. ago Juan (Valdez) 27 Reply Share ... goddamnaged 11 hr. ago Saying "I'll take one cup of Juan" is more fun than I deserve ↑ 22 ↓ Reply Share
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  • NormPhyte 11 hr. ago "Do you know Joe?" "Who's Joe?" "Joe helps you whenever and wherever you are." "...Follow me." 19↓ Reply Share
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  • Eldoggomonstro . 13 hr. ago Grind 711 Reply Share mcclutch7 11 hr. ago Puts a whole new meaning to rise and grind ↑ 78 ↓ Reply Share
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  • Daghall 10 hr. ago Users are "grinders". ↑↓ Reply Share italianshark 10 hr. ago raises eyebrow ↑ 3 ↓ . Reply Share SpiralDreaming - 9 hr. ago raises both eyebrows really high ↑1↓ Reply Share
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  • stevethepirate89 - 12 hr. ago Chino (caffeine = C8H₁0N4O₂) 487 ↓ Reply Share
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  • PopGunner 13 hr. ago Mud 433 ↓ Reply Share Zombe Jezus 11 hr. ago That's my favorite for sure. "Lemme get some mud bruh." 40 Reply Share
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  • 1_Narumi_1 13 hr. ago Midnight Liquid. ↑94 ↓ Reply Share Charlie Parkour - 12 hr. ago Black gold, Texas tea. 38 : Reply Share
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  • bamm53 13 hr. ago Java 323 Reply Share fast47 13 hr. ago And we all would be Java junkies.... lol ↑ 59 Reply Share
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  • DrewinNaptown - 13 hr. ago Jolt 71 ↓ Reply Share Flybot76 12 hr. ago 'All the flavor, and twice the caffeine' 23 Reply Share
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  • Actually_zoohiggle. 13 hr. ago Covfefe 655 Reply Share asaparaguspiss - 12 hr. ago i say this on an almost daily basis when i get my espresso and no one knows what im talking about Reply Share 118
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  • javerthugo 12 hr. ago Black Gold! . The twitchy tea! Morning tar! 26 Reply Share rexis-nexis 11 hr. ago How about bubblin crude ↑7 ↓ Reply Share :
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