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‘I regret moving in’: Unemployed neighbors with 9 kids ruin first-time homeowner’s dream, turning his yard into a dumping ground, blasting music until sunrise, and letting their kids turn his property into a daily demolition site

‘I regret moving in’: Unemployed neighbors with 9 kids ruin first-time homeowner’s dream, turning his yard into a dumping ground, blasting music until sunrise, and letting their kids turn his property into a daily demolition site

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18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

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32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

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Brother-in-law protests after unemployed man expects sister to drive him to potential jobs with a 40 minute commute: 'My wife and I share one car and there isn't any public transportation'

Brother-in-law protests after unemployed man expects sister to drive him to potential jobs with a 40 minute commute: 'My wife and I share one car and there isn't any public transportation'

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Rental car company tries to charge customer $91 for extra day despite turning in car 10 minutes early: 'If I'm getting charged an extra day, I'm using it'

Rental car company tries to charge customer $91 for extra day despite turning in car 10 minutes early: 'If I'm getting charged an extra day, I'm using it'

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‘He was trying to intimidate me into doing it’: Arrogant coworker tries to order employee to work for free on an external ‘side project’ because he doesn't have the budget for an expert opinion, employee adamantly refuses

‘He was trying to intimidate me into doing it’: Arrogant coworker tries to order employee to work for free on an external ‘side project’ because he doesn't have the budget for an expert opinion, employee adamantly refuses

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