'Unit To Goblin': The Sliding Scale That Every Cat Fits Into And Hissterical Images That Showcase It

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Feb 25, 2024 10:00 AM EST

As cat owners, we all tell everyone that our cats are unique and have unique qualities and quirks, and that's true! But we also have to admit that all cats living on a few very specific scales and pipelines. Like the cold-snap to house-cat pipeline - which are those cats who are only supposed to stay for a few days then choose you, and you're left with no choice but to keep them. Or the awkward teen to majestic beast scale - two phases of life which pretty much all cats go through and we have to suffer. 

And today, a new cat sliding scale is being presented to the public - the unit to goblin scale. After much research and consideration, it has been concluded that indeed all cats fit into this scale, with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being either side of this spectrum.

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    cungadero Follow every cat exists on a sliding scale of 'unit' to 'goblin' with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum
    via cungadero

    We love how, as a community of cat lovers, we can call our cats "goblins" and "units" and say it with an unparalleled level of affection. Yes, we're mildly insulting them, but that's because they're little rascals who deserve it, and the beautiful thing is that we love them all the more for it.

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    deepnest oriental shorthair sphinx GOBLIN devon rex a normal cat british shorthair 18 LA shoutout to @archangelpng for creating & submitting this explosive take exotic longhair UNIT
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    Where is your cat on this scale? We think ours is somewhere between the "normal cat" and "unit" side of the scale. But it depends on the angle. Some angles, our cat looks like a beautiful supermodel ready for some IG modelling, and in other angels… we love our cats no matter what! 

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    pumpkin-belly wordswithkittywitch Behold
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    aesacia-blog galaxy-starheart still think maine coons are the ultimate units
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    #absolute UNIT
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    dillon1138 everykindofcheese
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    Cheezburger Image 9886157568
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    My goblin baby
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    ourfighthasjustbegun a-nobody-with-a-dream Goblinic Fluffball #cats #i couldnt find a better photo but shes a unit #but also looks like a gremlin ●●●
    via ourfighthasjustbegun
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    goblinposting Follow SMASH THE BINAIRY
    via goblinposting
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    anonymousedward diabolicalnerd
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    queentonberry damn-funny
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    As the owner of a Devon Rex, I am pleased to see my resting-b tch-faced goblin was included on the chart.
    via queentonberry
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    thevalyrian yamiiinod Oriental shorthair. Very leggy goblin.
    via thevalyrian
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    Oriental longhair..... goblin unit? Fluffy goblin?
    via thevalyrian
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    spidurmans lesbiangrandmas where do lykoi fall? G
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    fetus-cakes cungadero photographic proof 107 115 AsapSCIENCE
    via fetus-cakes
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    fluffysprocket theefrosty Sense Unit (normal cat for scale) 66
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    bitter-- queer snail9601 Twistere ww CHI My girl is an absolute Unit # 19 pounds and always ready for a snack
    via bitter--queer
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    deathleavesacookie howeverhere Goblin
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    Unit
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    itsanerby cungadero Itsagoblin
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