'Unit To Goblin': The Sliding Scale That Every Cat Fits Into And Hissterical Images That Showcase It

As cat owners, we all tell everyone that our cats are unique and have unique qualities and quirks, and that's true! But we also have to admit that all cats living on a few very specific scales and pipelines. Like the cold-snap to house-cat pipeline - which are those cats who are only supposed to stay for a few days then choose you, and you're left with no choice but to keep them. Or the awkward teen to majestic beast scale - two phases of life which pretty much all cats go through and we have to suffer. 

And today, a new cat sliding scale is being presented to the public - the unit to goblin scale. After much research and consideration, it has been concluded that indeed all cats fit into this scale, with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being either side of this spectrum.

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