'Sleep well, dude': Man leaves loud neighbor with parting gift after long standing neighborly dispute

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Sienna Varady
Feb 27, 2024 12:00 PM EST

Your neighbors are your closest allies. They can assist with receiving packages, impart insightful information about the surrounding area, keep a watchful eye on your home, and much more. However, should misfortune find you and you are forced to live next door to a horrible person who has been a headache since the minute she arrived, do you participate in her little game of torment or do you cave into all of her absurd requests in an attempt to keep things at bay?

The Original Poster (OP) recently moved into a one-up, one-down duplex, with him living on the bottom floor and a couple on the top floor. At first, everything appeared to be going smoothly, but he soon discovered that his upstairs neighbors were some of the most hazardous people he had ever seen. They enjoyed constantly and loudly pounding on the doors of the tenants. What's the point of this, one could wonder? The answer, in my opinion, is very obvious: disturbing the building's residents.

That being said, if you're interested in finding out what happens next and how OP gets even with the entitled couple, be sure to read the story below! And once you're done, don't forget to check out the story about the truck driver who drags a micro-managing supervisor to upper management!

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  • 01
    "Enough is enough! The gloves are coming off..."
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    I found out my neighbor is purposefully slamming doors so I'm playing music very loud
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    I moved into 1 up 1 down duplex and I live upstairs. We share a common back staircase and my downstairs and her family slam doors when going and coming. It's bothersome but I figured it's due to poor insulation. She's not an easy person to live near. Her husband left her because she has a bad temper and she would yell and throw furniture.
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  • 04
    She has a new boyfriend who visits often. One morning I was in my kitchen which has a door to the common staircase. He slams the door and she laughs at him and says sarcastically "we shouldn't slam doors, it's noisy" and then laughs. Then there's more door slamming.
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    She's been problematic to our neighbors as well and cops have been called about her temper and reckless driving. Recently I was asked to leave by our landlord because he wants to move in his nephew when my lease ends.
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    Today I added Sound of Da Police to my playlist and am playing it extra loud and over and over again. I ordered two more speakers so I can blast it from several rooms. I like opera too so I'll blast that as well. If I have to leave, I'm leaving her with something to remember me by. Thanks for letting me vent.
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    EDIT: For all those asking why the landlord is not renewing her lease: she believes I've called the cops on her and has mostly likely told him I called them. I've met the other neighbors and they called the cops.
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    . Tiger_in_a_Jeep · 11 hr. ago Lay the speakers down facing the floor. And turn up the bass.
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    Top Distance_9122 · 10 hr. ago This and this. Speakers down and a lot of bass. I had the same issue a couple of times in different apartments but never used actual songs. Look on YT for something like "heavy rain thunderstorm" but pay special
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    attention to the bass part, bass does wonders here! There are good videos that are 3-10 hours long, they gonna love them man :D
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    StarlightM4 11 hr. ago Landlord may regret that decision with her as a neighbour. He will wish he asked her to leave.
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    O 9lobaldude · 11 hr. ago Please add baby shark to your playlist
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    ringstuff13 11 hr. ago Should we all chip in and sent OP a pair of wooden clogs to practice marching ?
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    Meatshield12. 11 hr. ago Here you go chief, it's TEN HOURS of crying babies. Be sure to lay the speakers down on the floor so your downstairs neighbor gets the full effect.
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    BoringTruth7749 11 hr. ago I hate the sound of slamming doors. It's in my top 5 of "Sounds I Hate." Here's the thing, though, noisy people who slam doors, have trouble with the neighbors, and discourteous boyfriends can escalate farther than you ever
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    can without going deaf and/or insane. I don't know how much lease you have left; just keep in mind that horrible neighbors are horrible in every area in their lives and they have a whole lot more experience in being horrible.
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    On the other hand, I have found that Gregorian chant is soothing for a minute and then it turns into infuriating droning on, and on, and on.
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    longopenroad. 11 hr. ago Someone on Reddit said that they found their Alexia will play a baby crying and put it on a 10 hour loop. Idk about Alexa personally, but dude, I would be gone in less than a week if I heard that.
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    code13dontask. 11 hr. ago Make sure to keep switching up the music that you are playing. Start with maybe throat singing, go for heavy metal and add in some opera. I would also have some songs on repeat and then to mix it up stop several songs after
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    about 1 minute. See if you can find a recording of a record player skipping while playing, so many ways to have fun before you leave.
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    pancetta9 11 hr. ago Remember to JUMP AROUND a lot (also add it to the playlist)
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    MOTIVATE_ME_23 · 10 hr. ago Tell him to arrange a time to bring his nephew over to look at the apartment. Be super nice and helpful while also warning him about the noise downstairs.
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    Make him want you to be the neighbor he has instead of the neighbor he has to deal with.
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    Dontplaythatish 10 hr. ago We had an upstairs neighbor that would stomp around, not exactly sure what made her mad and why she started doing this but she would stay up until 4 am stomping around so I put together a playlist.
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    Put my subwoofer on top of my kitchen cabinets so I know they could feel the music if they were walking around their kitchen and I would play goth music for hours
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    LibraryMouse4321.7 hr. ago Set an alarm clock to radio and have it not quite on the station, so it's staticky. Turn the volume up nice and loud, set a time when you are just getting to work, or the middle of the night when you aren't going to be home, and put it on the floor.
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    Ask me how I know this is the most annoying? My downstairs neighbor went away for a couple of days and forgot to turn off his alarm. And it was off station, and very loud. It drove me batty and ready to bash heads. I even called the cops when my landlord wouldn't do anything. Nobody was able to do anything.
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    1961tracy OP. 4 hr. ago My next door neighbor in my old apt complex went out of town and a pipe broke and it dislodged the smoke detector. I kept hearing beeping and couldn't place it. I thought it was related to the roadwork near my house, I thought it was trucks beeping as they
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    were going in reverse. Then one Saturday morning our downstairs neighbor knocks on my door and informs me that there is a flood of water coming from one of our units. I go up to his unit and I heard beep-beep-beep. I felt so bad that I didn't investigate sooner. His front door was unlocked.
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    Bakkie There is a 7-11 in downtown Chicago at the corner of Sate and Jackson. That corner has had security issues the last few years. There is a park a block south, ironically named for our current Governor, which is a locus for street crime and worse. · 9 hr. ago
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    The 7-11 has been playing opera, loudly on outside speakers. I happen to like opera and it is a cross between unnerving and humorous to hear a recognizable aria as I wait for the light to change.
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    The strategy of playing Frank Sinatra type music at drive ins to discourage teenagers hanging out goes back maybe 30-40 years. It works, I am sorry to say. I worry we are creating a generation of Alex's from Clockwork Orange
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