Women Spill the Tea on The Most Obnoxious Messages People Have Slid Into Their DMs

Welcome back queens and kings of the internet. Bad pick up lines are not only bad, they're horrendous. Sometimes I think that the screen gives us a confidence and boldness we wouldn't normally have in person. Would you really walk up to someone and tell them they fell from heaven? Hiding behind the guise of the cell phone at least creates a hilarious outlet for everyone to enjoy laughing at.

Men, here's a message from women: please get better at hitting on us. Don't embarrass yourselves, just stick to something simple, tried and true. Get to know us before throwing d*ck pics and meaningless compliments at us. Say something charming, ask something about us. Definitely ask our names first…my favorite is when a man just wants to skip all that nonsense and just go in for the kill. So men, try to be gentlemen and use some sensitivity about this delicate matter of dating.

Posted by Briana Viser

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