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20+ Country Couple Memes for Anyone Dating the Yee to Their Haw

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    er rs O. a Sou looking le, S/D, 32 yrs old. Looking for nice looking, intelligent women. singles mom's ok. Please send photo & ph COWBOY WANTED: Open-hearted cowgirl seeks hand- some cowboy hunk. Any resem- blance to Clint or Garth is a plus. Must look great in tight jeans, dance a mean two-step and know how to cook. Should have a new pick-up, several thousand acres of land and plenty of cash. Please send copy of land title and photo of buns. MATURE 40 year old man, 6' tall, blue- eyed blonde se
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    LET'S GET A LITTLE MUD ON THE TIRES TO: FROM:
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    When she finds out you listen to Merle Haggard, George Jones, Jerry Jeff Walker, Patsy Cline, and real country music. @wehatepopcountry
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    Nashua XXX GD-R ZOOMB DIRTY DAVID ALLAN COE SONGS DANNY'S MIXTAPE GEORGE SkYn Yrdn hp OUTLAW MUSE STOK Hank Jr. Salt-N-Pep.
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    Quiet, laidback men, why do you go for loud, fiery women? Someone's gotta tell the waiter I ordered mashed potatoes and it ain't gonna be me
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    Wow, would you look at the time @sean_speezy Drink beer and cry to old heartbroken Hank Williams songs even though I have the most amazing loving & support wife
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    her: yeah, you can come to the party, just don't get drunk and wear that ridiculous hat me: Coois
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    Ide what you say mom @MILEHICHHORSEPOWER hes got a ford cken ranger
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    MY KIND OF WOMAN: I'm like if a dusty old raggedy cowboy was an annoying girl in her 20s
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    Gotta get this for my husband... Bringing your baby to a saloon X
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    IF I ROPE HIM CAN I KEEP HIM?
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    I have sit with two former presidents, I speak four languages, and I own two Monets. Ch I've got chickens and two baby cows.
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    BARCETHEMUSIC.COM SOME HONKY-TONK SPECIAL I FOUND GOOD WOMAN AT HOME WHO THINKS I DO NO WRONG
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    If you're dating a cowboy, raise your glass. If you're not, raise your standards. someecards user card
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    When my all-American bae makes us a proper country breakfast
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    I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC TAUGHT ME HOW A MAN SHOULD TREAT A LADY. Date A Cowboy
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    My wife walking into the living room to show me the $8000 reining horse she found for sale
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    Ron Iver @ronnui_ Girlfriend: You never say anything romantic to me. Me: *just called her the rootinest tootinest cowboy the west has ever seen* Are you joking right now?
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    HOW DO YOU GET A COUNTRY GIRL'S ATTENTION? imgflip.com A TRACTOR.
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    cowgirl gf sweet southern will help you take i know you worked hard accent the cows to pasture today so we're having steaks tonight tomboyish will "ride" you cowgirl style a fit body from a life on the farm g'mornin anon i fixed you a coffee Gm experience milking cows equates to handjobs howdy anon, can i get you a whiskey steals your hat biscuits and gravy for breakfast ifunny.co
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    [blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: *trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddwilliams

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