Welcome back, everyone. Once again, you are happy to see here in spite all of the warnings that we have given you. Every time we upload this weekly segment, we warn you that, although it may seem that way, this is not a mere collection of itty bitty teeny weeny kitties - this is a collection of criminals. They may small, but they are criminally smol, and there is a big difference. We warn you about it all the time, but, the same way that we seem to be unable to resist their powers, you guys seem to be so as well.
Every Saturday, we bring forth a whole new collection of tiny criminals. They are commonly known as "small kittens", but their powers are incredibly great. By choice, we allow them to steal our hearts and control our every reaction. We don't even think about the fact that most of us start uncontrollably awwing when we're around them. They're dangerous, and we're weak, and that's why we're all here, to see the biggest - i.e. smollest - criminals of the week.
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"we have a technician who works just with the nursery patients and he was about to clock in so he was going to feed them. as much as I wanted to I had handled some cats earlier today with contagious illnesses and since they are too young to be vaccinated it's in their best interest I dont handle them without PPE, which I didnt have handy. the wind blows the wrong way and bottle baby kittens get sick. delicate cute little creatures."
"BONUS: whenever he inevitably sits in a box I get to shout "I GOT BOXES OF PEPÉ"
Haha his name comes from the TV show "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" so it's all quotes from that"
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