'Are we being audited? GUYS, LOOK BUSY': Well-dressed dude spooks his girlfriend's coworkers, causing a tizzy by looking wildly out-of-place

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    lapparently kicked the hornet's nest Ne So
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    Posted by u/elegantshoshon TIFU by freaking out my GF's coworkers by taking her out to lunch. S Last Friday I had the day off work and decided to surprise my girlfriend at her job
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    by stopping in to take her out to lunch as her shift was about done. She works at a very large and popular wholesale store that has hotdogs. She told me beforehand that I could come see her at work any time and there would be no trouble.
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    I walked in the front door and walked past the card-checker girl. She did a double-take and asked if I work there. I replied "no, I do not. I am here to see an employee, however. I'm looking for - in ———.”
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    She sheepishly "management emergency" got her radio and said, to front entrance; non- A manager with the largest tablet I've ever seen strapped to her arm walked up and I explained again why I was there. She called for my GF on the
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    radio but she was not near her radio. I apparently kicked the hornet's nest and I could hear chatter on other employee's radios. "Who's that guy here to see -▬▬- -?" "Are we being audited? He looks important" "GUYS, LOOK BUSY"
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    I caught glances from just about every worker nearby and I could feel them trying to figure me out It was at this time my GF got back to her radio and heard the commotion and stepped out of her office and made eye contact with me. She
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    wrapped up her work and we went out to lunch finally. I asked her why there was such a ruckus. She said that I dress nicely and I'm very polite which are characteristics of a corporate rep who comes in to fire people. That's when she also admitted to me that I resting face. I sometimes have guess I need to smile more.
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    TLDR: I surprised my GF at work and her coworkers thought I was there to perform an audit or fire somebody.
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    Platonic Orb 2 days ago Bring a clipboard next time. Don't even put anything on it, just a clipboard 13.9k Reply Share elegantshoshon OP 2 days ago Maybe look at my watch and shake my head a lot.
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    LuxNocte 2 days ago Watch a random worker intensely while clicking the stop watch on and off randomly and taking notes. Then do the same while watching an office plant. 168 Reply Share The Oblivious Yeti 2 days ago Look you're about to say something and then don't
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    Simdestro 1 day ago Big Brain Time: REALLY audit them. Just look at them working, write things down, stuff like that. They are scared, but at the end nobody gets fired or something, because you are just some random guy who can't actually do anything to them
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    TolMera 1 day ago . Even better, audit them, hire yourself, give the GF a raise, fire the office bully, take over the company from within mwahaha
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    FaintestGem 2 days ago Tell them you're there to do a fire door inspection and you can get in literally anywhere. 47 Reply Share Judas_priest_is_life 2 days ago AND a hot dog inspection. Boom. Free lunch.
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    Homewra 2 days ago Now i'm curious how to dress as nicely to trigger that behaviour on random workers lol Reply Share 2.1k elegantshoshon OP 2 days ago A pink and black striped polo shirt, grey jeans and a grey pea coat. And resting face
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    APTSnack 2 days ago Take the compliments and run with them I guess. "He looks important." "You dress nice." Next time you stop by you can give them the ol' business smile and calmly explain that there is nothing for them to worry about lol
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    seriousjoker72 - 2 days ago As a woman in construction, this is what it's like walking on site and having everyone assume you're the safety lady. HARD HATS GUYS! Mikey put your hi vis on I won't ask again! Jeff get a taller ladder, don't stand on the last rung. Jimmy that's a near- miss, I wanna see paperwork on my desk in an hour! And then me like..... Hi... I'm here to pull some wires?
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    crap4you 2 days ago I'm sure all the other employees are going to ask your GF who you are if they saw you two leave together. She should make up a good story for the next time you show up.
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    elegantshoshon OP 2 days ago She told me she joked with a few of them that I was her personal assistant. 98 Reply Share Cornflakes_91- 2 days ago "oh i made sure that corpo wont annoy us anymore ;)"
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    Colt1911-452 days ago Bring doughnuts next time as a peace offering 48+ Reply Share : elegantshoshon OP 2 days ago May not be a bad move. Place them at the door and back up slowly.

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