'White noise blasting so loud it’s like I sleep under Niagara Falls': 31 Lone rangers share the weirdest pleasures of living alone

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    "Living alone, I finally decided I'm gonna do whatever I want to do, and that's sleep in a tent every night. I love it."
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    Posted by u/mokkin What's the weirdest thing you do because you live alone? I sleep on a full size mattress in a camping tent in my bedroom. It took me five years of living alone to finally decide I'm gonna do whatever I want to do, and that's sleep in a tent every night. I love it.
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    rocksnsalt 2 days ago I never close the bathroom door, rarely eat dinner, have fake arguments with people, have fake conversations with celebrities I'm meeting for the first time, I'm naked a lot.
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    zigglyluv 2 days ago I talk to myself constantly. I do it so often that sometimes when I'm using the loo at work I worry that I spoke my thoughts out loud and other people heard me
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    Frankjc3rd 2 days ago It's not as weird as you want to be, after all lots of folks psych themselves up by talking into the mirror; sometimes you have to hear something out loud to decide whether or not it's stupid.
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    notme14142 days ago I have odd meals at odd times. 76 Reply Share Eat MoreMarzipan0720 2 days ago Same. Salad for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner. The other day I got up at 2am to eat left over pasta. No Rules!
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    AmbitiousAd9320 2 days ago 15 king size pillows on a full mattress. i sleep like a dog. Reply Share 386 whoops53 2 days ago A nest. Gosh that sounds so fine! I saw online that there are actual (soft) bird nests for adults but they cost a few thousand. I often wonder how easy it would be to make my own
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    mmarkmc 2 days ago I sing to the dog much of the day. Reply Share 254 SoLongEmpress - 2 days ago Same! So many ballads about his adventures.
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    superjoe8293. 2 days ago I can't remember the last time I closed the door while taking a number 2 500 Reply Share Goldenfarms 2 days ago I usually shower with the bathroom door open too. Keeps the humidity down so stuff doesn't go moldy
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    PSVita_Tech_Support 2 days ago . I leave a post it note on the fridge with the date, time and location of where I'm going if I'm going somewhere other than work. In the event I disappear mysteriously or get into a wreck that is not reported, to save my family some grief.
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    cookiedux 2 days ago I love being able to indulge my emotions privately. If I watch something sad, I want to cry damnit. And if I'm angry I want to blow off steam for 15 seconds. In private I can 100% be myself.
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    megh95 2 days ago Thought it was just me who loves getting high and dancing around on my own! I always feel true peace and happiness in this moment that I don't have anyone judging me or telling me what I can/can't do in my own house
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    T ODY HEARD notacoin4yourwitcher 2 days ago So much 251 Reply Share Disastrous Window_41 2 days ago . Omg...SO much
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    dogluuuuvrr 2 days ago . It's almost a contest. How gross can I be? Belch, blow your nose like an old man, leave your dirty underwear on the couch. Gotta get it all out in case I ever meet someone I want to cohabitate with.
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    zombiesheartwaffles 2 days ago I have pirate themed bathroom decor because I can 113 Reply Share Dependent_Rub_6982 2 days ago That sounds fun!! I love parrots, so that would work for me!!
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    Ok-Syllabub-1864. 2 days ago Sleep on my couch most nights even though I have a perfectly comfy queen size bed in my bedroom. Reply Share 103 Probably NotUnique371 2 days ago 80% couch sleeper. Recommend putting a sheet down if you don't already
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    thenletskeepdancing 2 days ago I don't have a dining room table. I have two lounging areas instead of a dining room. And I put a writing desk in my breakfast nook.
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    Disastrous_Window_41 2 days ago Maybe not the weirdest thing but I like to go about my business at home topless. It's not a s xual thing, sometimes I just don't put on a bra or top because I just don't feel like it. Or the minute I get home from work the top and bra will come off and get thrown on the floor and I'll just cook dinner, read emails, watch TV and get ready for bed in my lounge pants but the girls are free and unencumbered
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    rylaro 2 days ago I switch between topless and bottomless, sometimes within the same day. Or I'll wear just my robe, but leave it untied. You'd think this perpetual state of partial undress would produce less laundry, however you would be wrong.
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    Vegetable_Sky48 - 2 days ago My sonos speaker is programmed to blast NPR starting at 7am (it's my alarm). But I never turn it off. It's just my constant background noise. Right now it's Wait Wait Dont Tell Me. When I've had people stay over, I forget and it's quite the rude awakening for my guests
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    TresUnoDos 2 days ago I eat what I want without consulting anyone and then, sometimes, I eat the very same thing next meal. Also, I watch whatever movie I want-not checking with anyone for their preference or mood-and if I'm not into it I stop and flip to some other unfinished program. Sigh...
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    Bitter-Customer8055 2 days ago I sleep on a full size but I sleep on top of my crazy soft comforter with a very large heavy fur like blanket over me. It's like sleeping in a cloud. Making the bed is so easy. I do have to wash blankets more often but worth it.
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    Dr_Spiders 2 days ago I have devoted 3 full rooms to cat stuff and built a catio off the back of my house. I am determined to give my own cats and my fosters the absolute best. It's all enrichment in the tiger enclosure now.
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    turtlewhale42. 2 days ago I literally never turn the lights on anywhere in the house. Cook in the dark, pee in the dark, play with my dog in the dark, scroll through reddit in the dark LOL.
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    Accomplished Dish8707. 2 days ago I go to sleep whenever and wherever I feel like it: on the couch at 3 pm, in my bed at 5 am, on this chair I have that reclines, things like that. I don't have to worry about getting in anyone's way or waking them up at night, so my sleep schedule is pretty much nonexistent. It's just what I'm tired and as long as I don't have work.
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    Marzisreal4822 - 2 days ago Getting drunk with my cat and pretending he's my audience. I'm not sure how HE feels about it but we have a blast alone
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    Throwaway Mod1989 2 days ago I regularly sleep in my hammock suspended two stories up off my balcony. 103 Reply Share Misty-Anne- 2 days ago I've got a hammock stand I set up in the living room sometimes. ...
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    DeanKnow 2 days ago White noise blasting so loud it's like I sleep under Niagara Falls. Whenever I start dating someone, they typically disapprove. Good thing they don't live there.
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    FuddyDuddyGrinch - 2 days ago Not weird, but walking from the bathroom after a shower totally naked to my bedroom to get dressed. My adult son moved in with me a couple years ago and I had to stop doing that. But he just moved out today. Looking forward to my next shower :)
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    Noface0000 2 days ago My home office is literally an armory. Swords guns auto knives. It's also decorated with unopened bottles of premium gin from around the country, tons and tons of concept art posters and Christmas lights year round.
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    Oneofthe12 2 days ago I saw this on a T-shirt, but it definitely applies as my answer: Sometimes I talk to myself, and then we both laugh.
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    LongjumpingScore5930. 2 days ago Im naked 24 hours a day unless i have to go out to a store or my nephew is visiting.

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