"In a Work Hotel, you did not pay for one of life's greatest joys': 'Corporate girlie' gets chastised for complaining of hotel boredom on a business trip

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    2 Sometimes I hate being a corporate girlie because what am I supposed to do alone in a hotel in the Illinois suburbs on a Wednesday night? J Tik Tok @ri.scruggs
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    Kim Kelly @GrimKim • 2d Replying to @coldhealing Have yourself a nice ass time. Hit the hotel gym, take a long shower, order takeout, cozy up with a book or some wine or TV or some combination thereof, vibe
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    Smitty @TheeSmitty• 2d Replying to @coldhealing Grab some Burger King and a coors tall boy and watch Adult Swim
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    LOSING alessandra @bIiccy • 2d Replying to @coldhealing CAUSE PROBLEMS
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    Katerina Dimitrat... @KDimitratos Replying to @coldhealing Aren't you working from like 7 AM to 7 PM? GIF Follow would order room service like I was Kevin at the Plaza (probably by 8/9) and then have a 5 part skincare routine with me to waste an hour+ ALT Skalic 25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ff FREEFORM
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    steve @whitetrashfury - 2d Replying to @coldhealing Get drunk like everyone else is doing in Illinois
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    Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman Follow being in a Work Hotel you did not pay for is one of life's greatest joys. roll around in the sheets. take a shower. watch shark tank. every second you're there feels like you're stealing
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    Thicc Chungus @anactualwalnut Subscribe Literally O hate to this girl but y'all really need to learn the concept of enjoying your own company and also without having a list of little side quests to do. You realize how incredible it is to have an evening to yourself in a new place in a hotel you didn't pay for? Order room service and dance around and jump on the bed. I'm lowkey scared of people who can't fathom just doing nothing alone. That is my preferred weekend every weekend.
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    meg @bymeg. 2d cannot relate to this at all. there is no sweeter paradise than watching law and order: svu in a random ass hotel. order chipotle, crank up that air conditioning, and kick back and relax
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    audrey horne @credenzaclear2.2d turn the ac down to 64 take a hotel shower make a swiss miss hot cocoa get in hotel bed and watch seinfeld until you pass out. skill issue.
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    ashley ray ice cre... @theashleyray Subscribe make a dating profile with a fake name, say you're only here for a bit and you wanna see everything the city has to offer, go out with someone, try something new, see something new, fall in love, feel something real for once, head to ORD at daybreak, never talk to them again
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    JP @jpbrammer. 2d my favorite aspect of my fake job is speaking engagements in places | wouldn't ordinarily go. it's heaven to me. I love checking into a weird hotel where the tub is in the center of the room, ordering takeout, and then roaming the sidewalks like a ghost
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    defunct dirtbag left acct. ca. Nov... @BertoltMEHcht Marijuana is legal in IL and I'm 90% sure your hotel has a TV or WiFi
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    Deep Impact Crier @deepimpactcrier Follow Traveling for work and watching SVU on a hotel TV is literally one of the most satisfying things left available to us these days tbh
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    doomer @uncledoomer. 1d i feel bad for people who cant entertain themselves by simply putting some headphones on and playing a song you like that you havent heard in a while and just going hog wild
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    Dylan @notdylm. 2d does not know the joy of watching like Seinfeld or HBO in a 60 degree room
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    Thee NYC angry bla... @urbanmodernism Follow Get yourself to the hotel restaurant get some wine and learn all the gossip of the town!
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    alexa @mariokartdwi • 2d Hotel bar, 3 dirty martinis, flirt with middle aged business men who need a little excitement in their lives.
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    Dan James @danjameswho • 2d scientists need to invent a grindr for straight women that isn't dangerous. let's fundraise NOW
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    GOTHICC @frankenfemme 1d The way I have fun no matter where I'm at. If my job was to ever send me to any suburb in America I'm leaving an impact. ●
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